Last One to Post Wins

[oldbluefox]

SS
My post was tongue in cheek and in no way has Soldiersaz got under my skin, I have way too thick a hide for that to be the case

Kenshaz is a mix of his first and last name, he has been onand been banned from, most forums over time, so his name may well be around the internet and various forums. All the old guard know exactly who he is

Which is quite an achievement really when you consider how rude we are to each other and don't succeed in getting banned. Oh, hang on, why can I hear sirens........ Scarper it's the Modplods in their Quattro....

You called?

[Stephen]

Never mind Ken and Sharon, I don't know which Soldiers to trust now. Even my breakfast egg looked suspicious.

That can be a tricky one Merv

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[Silver_Shiney]

Still, one thing is Kenshaz's favour, Merv, is that it's stopped the others from pretending that they've ousted us from the lead.

(He's still an obnoxious person, though)

[Not so ancient mariner]

but only briefly.............

[Silver_Shiney]

but only briefly.............

Have to disagree with you there, my friend. From the little I've seen/heard/read about him, his case is permanent.

[towny44]

Still, one thing is Kenshaz's favour, Merv, is that it's stopped the others from pretending that they've ousted us from the lead.

(He's still an obnoxious person, though)

Far from it Shiney baby, whilst you lot have been conspiring, yours truly has been perspiring away at the front, and I'm now so far ahead I suggest you capitulate now.

[Silver_Shiney]

We were wondering what the smell wafting up from the hinterland was. Now we know it's Essence of Ferret

[towny44]

We were wondering what the smell wafting up from the hinterland was. Now we know it's Essence of Ferret

Be careful it can have a highly toxic hallucinogenic effect.

[Silver_Shiney]

At least we're above it so we're not affected by it like you are

[The Tinker]

Morning my wannabees - Merv surely you should be having something healthy for breakfast - like Muesli?

[Dark Knight]

Morning all and sundry
well that was a fun packed weekend and a half, now lets all settle back down and get back to the real issue of why none of you have a snowball's chance in hell of being LOTP

Coz I is well good, innit

[Ray B]

just checking I have not been banned. No. . But what do you know , yes I am the last one to post and that is that.


Ray

[Silver_Shiney]

just checking I have not been banned. No. . But what do you know , yes I am the last one to post and that was that.


Ray

Permit me to correct your minor error, sir

[Silver_Shiney]

I keep seeing, against "Users browsing this Forum", Guest. I wonder who that could be....

[Ray B]

not me. oops.

[towny44]

just checking I have not been banned. No. . But what do you know , yes I am the last one to post and that was that.


Ray

Permit me to correct your minor error, sir

You're hallucinating Shiney, I did warn you.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I keep seeing, against "Users browsing this Forum", Guest. I wonder who that could be....

Maybe it's a guest? Just saying.......

[Dark Knight]

Paranoid or what ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

You having trouble with the war wound again today Batty?

[Silver_Shiney]

Paranoid or what ?

Nah - but I wouldn't put it past him to sneak back in anonymously to have a snigger at the aftermath of his shennanigans.

[Dark Knight]

what war wound , Merv, ??
I am a picture of rude health

[Mervyn and Trish]

Paranoid or what ?

Nah - but I wouldn't put it past him to sneak back in anonymously to have a snigger at the aftermath of his shennanigans.

If he does it must give him great cheer to see how highly thought of he is by everyone here.

[Manoverboard]

I keep seeing, against "Users browsing this Forum", Guest. I wonder who that could be....

Maybe it's a guest? Just saying.......

Ah, now it will be a great comfort for you both to discover that us Mods have special tools, software and magic screwdrivers at our disposal and that we can locate these ' guests ' and display exactly who they are.

Now, keep it to yourselves but it reveals without any doubt whatsoever that they are ... ' guests ' .

Oh, yes, there's no pulling the wool over our eyes.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I keep seeing, against "Users browsing this Forum", Guest. I wonder who that could be....

Maybe it's a guest? Just saying.......

Ah, now it will be a great comfort for you both to discover that us Mods have special tools, software and magic screwdrivers at our disposal and that we can locate these ' guests ' and display exactly who they are.

Now, keep it to yourselves but it reveals without any doubt whatsoever that they are ... ' guests ' .

Oh, yes, there's no pulling the wool over our eyes.

We always knew you were extremely talented people (cough - ahem). You should use the old Crimewatch catchphrase "Don't have nightmares".

[qbman1]

Blimey - he'll be quoting Shaw Taylor next !