Last One to Post Wins

[towny44]

Iz zer a german connection mit Watford?

Hair Flick has told me to comb clean ...

Ze Hornyets av signed ze centre forward Troy Vonclinkenhoffen zis very day and he is to play up front vit Helga, ve are all hoping zat he scores every veek.

Quite humerous Moby, but I think you might need lieutenant Grubers little tank up front tomorrow, if you want to break down City's defense.

[Happydays]

Aaah football, don't know anything about it or I should say not much!

[Stephen]

Afternoon all.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Thank goodness. An Englander Schwienhund. Was getting fed up with Herr Flick and co.

[Stephen]

You missing me already Merv. Yeah, I know, it's a good miss

[Not so ancient mariner]

Seriously lucky with the weather, thanks. After all the reports of the biblical deluges in SCotland, we only had a couple of hours light rain in Scrabster, a bit of early morning fog in Kirkwall and a few showers in St Mary's, otherwise not hot but pleasant enough and a few lovely sunny days. A terrific itinerary with a number of ports that only the tugboat can reach! All went really well and an excellent cruise. Can't recommend these Round Britain trips too highly. S'pose you want a report when I can get around to it !!

Did anyone get to photograph you alongside that road sign on the A966 outside Kirkwall? - The one that shows Finstown & Kirkwall straight on and Twatt off to the right!

[qbman1]

How nice of you to think of me !

[Mervyn and Trish]

How nice of you to think of me !

I didn't realise your real name was hyphenated, i.e. Finstown-Kirkwall.

Has a ring to it.

[The Tinker]

Yah - ive got a grandson - now you will have to let me win!

[Mervyn and Trish]

One prize in a day is enough for anyone, so .......






.......no

(But congratulations anyway)

[Silver_Shiney]

A new baby, eh?

Well, you know what they say...














WAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

[Happydays]

Ha ha ha.....

[Stephen]

Good moaning

[Silver_Shiney]

Good moaning

Correct

[Mervyn and Trish]

Good moaning

Correct

It really is an art form.

[Stephen]

It take years of training.

[Silver_Shiney]

A bit like winning on here, then

[towny44]

Not really, I find it quite easy.

[towny44]

I'm still in the lead this morning, however only playing about on here as papers not yet delivered, you workers get too many holidays!

[Raybosailor]

I'm doing a Mo Farrow John going into the lead from the back of the field, us pensioners can hold the lead together making the workers work harder.

[Jan Rosser]

Morning boys - another OAP joining your gang

[Silver_Shiney]

Good morning, dear acolytes

[towny44]

Good morning, dear acolytes

Nope you can't mean me, I'm not religious, neither am I an aide, underling, lackey or henchman, but I guess I'm still in the lead.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Good morning, dear acolytes

Nope you can't mean me, I'm not religious, neither am I an aide, underling, lackey or henchman, but Iguess I'm still in the lead.

You shouldn't guess Towny. It leads to delusions.

[towny44]

Good morning, dear acolytes

Nope you can't mean me, I'm not religious, neither am I an aide, underling, lackey or henchman, but Iguess I'm still in the lead.

You shouldn't guess Towny. It leads to delusions.

On this thread being delusional is almost a necessity.