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Unread post by **The Tinker** » 31 Aug 2015, 14:23

Afternoon strange ones - you know who you are!!

Starting thinking about ordering coal for the winter and its only August!!!

31 Aug 2015, 17:34

Pity we can't order gas in advance to get a cheaper price.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 31 Aug 2015, 18:52

towny44 wrote:
Mervyn and Trish wrote:
towny44 wrote:
Silver_Shiney wrote:
Good morning, dear acolytes
Nope you can't mean me, I'm not religious, neither am I an aide, underling, lackey or henchman, but Iguess I'm still in the lead.
You shouldn't guess Towny. It leads to delusions.
On this thread being delusional is almost a necessity.

A fair point well made, though you will have to speak up at the back

Unread post by **The Tinker** » 31 Aug 2015, 21:52

You will have to adjust your hearing aid Merv cos I is well in front of you x

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 31 Aug 2015, 22:37

"x" as in wrong

01 Sep 2015, 07:44

Good Morning all. Back to work again

Unread post by **Jan Rosser** » 01 Sep 2015, 08:14

Not so ancient mariner wrote:
Good Morning all. Back to work again

"Work" ??? - oh yes I used to do that

- have a good one Notso

Unread post by **towny44** » 01 Sep 2015, 08:27

Not so ancient mariner wrote:
Good Morning all. Back to work again

No swearing please Notso!

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 01 Sep 2015, 10:37

Sorry, work? How are you spelling that? W O R K ? No I've checked my dictionary and can't seem to find it.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 01 Sep 2015, 12:21

It's what people do so Blod can keep cruising

01 Sep 2015, 12:46

I'm doing it so that I can (keep cruising that is): though I'm not sure when our next mystery tour will be booked.

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 01 Sep 2015, 13:07

I don't work, I get paid to enjoy myself

Unread post by **qbman1** » 01 Sep 2015, 13:54

Not so ancient mariner wrote:
I'm doing it so that I can (keep cruising that is): though I'm not sure when our next mystery tour will be booked.

Rather defeats the object, old chap, if you are working but not cruising ?!

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 01 Sep 2015, 15:10

Some of the peeps on here aren't in the country long enough to hold down a job. When politicians talk about non-doms I'm sure it's Blod and Towny they're talking about

Unread post by **qbman1** » 01 Sep 2015, 15:17

That probably makes them non-resident for tax purposes anyway

Unread post by **Jan Rosser** » 01 Sep 2015, 15:31

qbman1 wrote:
That probably makes them non-resident for tax purposes anyway

Oh how I wish that were true - me and the tax man - don't lets spoil my day

Hey Merv I'm not going away again until Christmas - I've only been on three cruises this year and I'm sacrificing one in between to have my tooth replaced - I might start up a Blod implant fund to pay for it - any contributions gratefully received from you working folk

Unread post by **qbman1** » 01 Sep 2015, 15:33

I can send you a tooth !

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 01 Sep 2015, 15:42

Jan Rosser wrote:
Hey Merv I'm not going away again until Christmas - I've only been on three cruises this year and I'm sacrificing one in between to have my tooth replaced - I might start up a Blod implant fund to pay for it - any contributions gratefully received from you working folk

Only three cruises.

Well I suppose this is supposed to be a period of austerity!

I'd ask Batty to subsidise the tooth. He's getting such bargains on his cruises these days he can afford to splash out.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 01 Sep 2015, 16:29

Perhaps you could get a sponsor for the tooth and have their name engraved on it - better be a short name though

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 01 Sep 2015, 16:56

Unless she's long in the tooth! Boom boom!

Unread post by **The Tinker** » 01 Sep 2015, 21:05

Evening gummy ones - reminds me of when OH needed an emergency extraction - they sent him to a private practice. Said tooth was extracted then the dentist did his usual reccy of the teeth saying what future treatment would be needed - we said send the quote in the post - which was £7,000! Needless to say he never returned !

Unread post by **Raybosailor** » 01 Sep 2015, 21:17

The Tinker wrote:
Afternoon strange ones - you know who you are!!

Starting thinking about ordering coal for the winter and its only August!!!

Great minds think alike Tinker, I have ordered a truck load of seasoned ash from my regular supplier, mind you I'm looking forward to a free year next year as they trimmed a large oak up the road last autumn and I helped the chaps dispose of the logs (tong in cheek

) but I need to season them for a bit longer.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 02 Sep 2015, 07:52

Seasoned log order already in from our regular supplier. Will be arranging a delivery date for the end of the month. You can't beat an open fire

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 02 Sep 2015, 08:39

Stephen wrote:
You can't beat an open fire

quite so, a gentle poking with a metal rod is sufficient.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 02 Sep 2015, 09:33

I really should have read the rest of the thread before the last post

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