Last One to Post Wins

[Stephen]

Well I do. If you've got it flaunt it I say.

But not in Tesco's though Merv.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Neigh, not in Tesco's

[Mervyn and Trish]

Sainsbury's?

[Manoverboard]

Why wasn't there a weather forecast for the West yesterday ?

As a consequence we went out in wellies and galoshes .... yet had a very sunny Darzet type day plus a superb meal in the ' Riverside Restaurant ' in West Bay.

( end of advert )

[qbman1]

I saw it on the local news - "local cruiser in mac and wellies spotted in Broadchurch during heatwave" !!

[Mervyn and Trish]

I saw it on the local news - "local cruiser in mac and wellies spotted in Broadchurch during heatwave" !!

Lucky it wasn't a formal night

[Mervyn and Trish]

Oh it was.... Just saying

[Stephen]

Rumour has it he got banished to his cabin for playing with his dickie

[qbman1]

Bet you thought you'd won there.

[Happydays]

I'm back from my holiday cottage weather was good! now trying to get a plummer for my kitchen tape leak. Results so far 3 were to phone back none have, one came and said he didn't recognize the type of tape so it would be a big job!! We said just fit a new tape but guess what he'll get back to us ha ha got to laugh or I will cry

[qbman1]

You're not anywhere near me are you? I could give you a few names

[Happydays]

Unfortunately not, I'm in Scotland say no more;)

[qbman1]

Not many Polish plumbers then either !!

[Happydays]

I wouldn't care about the nationality It seems they don't want smallish jobs only to fit new central heating boilers!!!

[Stephen]

I wouldn't care about the nationality It seems they don't want smallish jobs only to fit new central heating boilers!!!

Plumbers are about as reliable as the weather.

Still, never mind, there's bound to be a plumber or two among the 4000+ migrants that are being allowed in and sent up't North..and Scotland

[Happydays]

Don't start me on that subject! The steam shall be coming out of my ears & I won't write down what I'd say!####

[Stephen]

Morning from a wet and warm Costa Del Maldon.

Now, about these immigrants that are flooding in...........

[Silver_Shiney]

Good morning to you, sir. Weatherman he say it bright and sunny here today. It's been piddling down and the sky looks like there's a lot more rain to come. Weatherman he speak with forked tongue. Honestly, how can they get it so wrong? I remember a lad at school who was very interested in the weather and had the usual schoolboy bits and bobs of seaweed outside the window etc. He always listened to the shipping forecast and disagreed with it. He was invariably right.

Anyway, back to the more important subject of why you lot never seem to come near the top of the leaderboard here....

[Jan Rosser]

That's right Shiney boy lets get back on track - bugger the weather (blue skies and fine here ) - make an orderly queue behind me please

[towny44]

Jan, the posters on here only know disorderly!

[Silver_Shiney]

Aren't you glad, then, to have Merv and me keeping order from the front?

[towny44]

Aren't you glad, then, to have Merv and me keeping order from the front?

That would be quite a novelty.

[Stephen]

Aren't you glad, then, to have Merv and me keeping order from the front?

That would be 'last' order I think

[Mervyn and Trish]

Aren't you glad, then, to have Merv and me keeping order from the front?

It's a tough job but someone has to do it.

[Stephen]

I'll take over Merv while you pop off for your Sanatogen 70+ fix