Last One to Post Wins

[Silver_Shiney]

Officer Dribble, always ahead of you.

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[Stephen]

Only once the bottle is empty Alan

[Mervyn and Trish]

An empty bottle. What a depressing thought

[qbman1]

Cheer up, Merv, there'll be another one along in a minute

[Mervyn and Trish]

I did get a new one for my birthday. Phew.

[Stephen]

Your keeping the lid on it a bit too long though Merv.

[qbman1]

Must be all those baths - never has time to open it

[Mervyn and Trish]

I can multitask. Bath and imbibe at the same time.

Talking of multitasking where's Batty? Must be too busy working so he can pay plenty of tax to pay for my holidays.

[qbman1]

He's busy fronting up Thomson Cruises new ad campaign

[Mervyn and Trish]

Is that the one where he's carrying the can of Kurust?

[qbman1]

No - trousers rolled just above the knee, beige socks with sandals, knitted tank top and knotted hankie on his bonce

[Mervyn and Trish]

Trousers eh? Things are looking up in the bat cave

[qbman1]

Makes a change from looking up skirts

[Mervyn and Trish]

Yes I heard about the incident with the Scotsman on formal night..

[qbman1]

Is that the one he asked "is anything worn under the kilt?" and received the reply "nooo, it's all in perfect working order laddie!"

[Mervyn and Trish]

That Mrs Krankie's a real scream

[qbman1]

Yep, a laugh a decade

[Stephen]

That often

[Mervyn and Trish]

What she says is often like a joke, but without the funny bit...

[Silver_Shiney]

I thought she was the joke....

[Happydays]

I don't know Mrs Krankie! Perhaps I'm lucky;)

[Stephen]

Morning losers from a wet and windy Costa Del Towers.

[Silver_Shiney]

tsk tsk, Stephen, you must show a bit more respect to your leaders.

[Stephen]

Leaders!...........where

[qbman1]

In front of you, of course !