Last One to Post Wins

[Mervyn and Trish]

Yes, here Stephen. In the balmy north midlands

[Jan Rosser]

Morning all from sunny South Wales

[Mervyn and Trish]

Morning Blod. Looks like we've all got the weather we deserve

[qbman1]

Here we go - bloody weather report again. I don't need to watch that Carol Kirkwood any more !

[Mervyn and Trish]

Here we go - bl**dy weather report again. I don't need to watch that Carol Kirkwood any more !

Come off it Cubie. You know you don't watch her for the weather. Or are you telling me you watch Countdown for the spelling too?

[qbman1]

I don't understand - why else would I watch them ?

[Stephen]

Hoping they might slip into a nurses uniform probably

[qbman1]

Now you're talking - Rachel Riley in uniform !!

[Stephen]

Ooooh yes......dribble

[qbman1]

Right, if we've quite finished with Perverts 'r Us, on with the real business of winning!

[Manoverboard]

Now you're talking - Rachel Riley in uniform !!

How do you mean, in a 40s AA motorbike driver's uniform ?

[qbman1]

Ooooh yes......dribble

I see Rachel Riley is working with the charity "Contact the Elderly". Have a word, she might pop round !!

[qbman1]

Now you're talking - Rachel Riley in uniform !!

How do you mean, in a 40s AA motorbike driver's uniform ?

Depends who's in the sidecar

[Stephen]

Ooooh yes......dribble

I see Rachel Riley is working with the charity "Contact the Elderly". Have a word, she might pop round !!

Great. I'm due for my yearly bed bath.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Better make sure she has plenty of Brillo pads then!

[qbman1]

I'd douse him with Dettol first !

[Not so ancient mariner]

and Jeyes liquid

[qbman1]

She'll still need a bio-hazard suit

[Stephen]

There you go again, going on about uniforms. You just can't help yourself

[Not so ancient mariner]

It may take Brillo pads & Jeyes fluid - but most would have to admit that you do scrub up well

[Stephen]

Morning waifs and strays

[Silver_Shiney]

Good morning, tail-end Charlies

[Stephen]

That's no way to talk about my old mate Onelife

[Mervyn and Trish]

Greetings from your leader

[qbman1]

Thanks for passing on my message to the minions, Merv