Last One to Post Wins

[towny44]

Oh dear, poor Merv has finally lost the plot.

[Mervyn and Trish]

At least I've won the thread.

Now here's a talking point. Couldn't be bothered to start a new thread but thought the nutters here might like this. Trish has an appointment at the Eye Clinic tomorrow. Among the question she has to answer on the registration form are "What is your sexual orientation?" and "Have you ever had gender reassignment?". What relevance are either of those questions to an eye clinic? I would have answered "S*d off, none of your business" but Trish was too polite and put "Due East" and "No"

[Stephen]

Now if it was you Merv..........

[Manoverboard]

When the ophthalmic surgeon looks deeply into her eyes he surely needs to know how the land lies, bonking wise .... just saying

[Silver_Shiney]

At least I've won the thread.

Now here's a talking point. Couldn't be bothered to start a new thread but thought the nutters here might like this. Trish has an appointment at the Eye Clinic tomorrow. Among the question she has to answer on the registration form are "What is your sexual orientation?" and "Have you ever had gender reassignment?". What relevance are either of those questions to an eye clinic? I would have answered "S*d off, none of your business" but Trish was too polite and put "Due East" and "No"

A friend of mine, on follow-up from prostate cancer treatment, was asked how his sex drive was. He replied "oh we're very old-fashioned like that, we stay in and do it at home"

[Jan Rosser]

Just catching up on this thread - not sure I'm mad enough to be on here

[Mervyn and Trish]

Evening Blod. I think your presence proves otherwise.

[Silver_Shiney]

Madness in the forum?

Whatever next?

[towny44]

Just catching up on this thread - not sure I'm mad enough to be on here

I did warn you last night Jan. that intelligence had finally absconded from this thread.

[Silver_Shiney]

Good morning gentlemen and gentlemenesses

[Stephen]

Good moaning.

Today is wet.

[towny44]

Good moaning.

Today is wet.

Extremely!!!

[qbman1]

At least I've won the thread.

Now here's a talking point. Couldn't be bothered to start a new thread but thought the nutters here might like this. Trish has an appointment at the Eye Clinic tomorrow. Among the question she has to answer on the registration form are "What is your sexual orientation?" and "Have you ever had gender reassignment?". What relevance are either of those questions to an eye clinic? I would have answered "S*d off, none of your business" but Trish was too polite and put "Due East" and "No"

Reminds me of the time my wife went to the dentist and told him she would rather have a baby than undergo dental treatment, to which the dentist replied "make up your mind, love, before I adjust the chair" !!

[qbman1]

Just catching up on this thread - not sure I'm mad enough to be on here

Trust me, Blod, you are. Oh, yes, you are !

[qbman1]

Good moaning.

Today is wet.

Extremely!!!

A tad moist in Middle England !

[Stephen]

At least I've won the thread.

Now here's a talking point. Couldn't be bothered to start a new thread but thought the nutters here might like this. Trish has an appointment at the Eye Clinic tomorrow. Among the question she has to answer on the registration form are "What is your sexual orientation?" and "Have you ever had gender reassignment?". What relevance are either of those questions to an eye clinic? I would have answered "S*d off, none of your business" but Trish was too polite and put "Due East" and "No"

Reminds me of the time my wife went to the dentist and told him she would rather have a baby than undergo dental treatment, to which the dentist replied "make up your mind, love, before I adjust the chair" !!

[qbman1]

Should have posted that on Mornin' All really !!

[towny44]

Good moaning.

Today is wet.

Extremely!!!

A tad moist in Middle England !

Oxford might be Middle England from East to West, but anything South of Coventry, IMO, is "darn sarth".

[qbman1]

Nah, Coventry is most definitely "Midlands". Only 20-odd miles from my home but I need an interpreter if I am daft enough to stray oop there !

[Stephen]

And a stab vest

[qbman1]

You've been then ?!

[Silver_Shiney]

Just catching up on this thread - not sure I'm mad enough to be on here

Trust me, Blod, you are. Oh, yes, you are !

There's charming, boyo

[qbman1]

Tidy .

[Jan Rosser]

Just catching up on this thread - not sure I'm mad enough to be on here

Trust me, Blod, you are. Oh, yes, you are !

There's charming, boyo

Tidy - Shiney boy

[qbman1]

See - I'm fluent !