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Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Nov 2015, 12:33

The Tinker wrote:
towny44 wrote:
The Tinker wrote:
towny44 wrote:
Bless my sole, its the chuckle brothers.
Hey towny - was that you on BBC1 last night - trying to build new houses in your back garden?
Did not see the programme but it certainly was not me, what made you think it might be?

The guy was called John and he lived in Huddersfield - doh!!!

Oh, I see. I thought you had really been watching the Chuckle Brothers !!

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 03 Nov 2015, 13:37

They probably took their inspiration from her....

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 03 Nov 2015, 13:39

qbman1 wrote:
Here we go again.....!

Cue Merv....

Melons. That is all.

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 03 Nov 2015, 13:40

Water? Honeydew? Cataloup?

Please be more specific, dear sir

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Nov 2015, 13:41

Silver_Shiney wrote:
They probably took their inspiration from her....

"The Chuckle Brothers and Tinks" doesn't really flow. Nearly as contrived as "The Sutherland Brothers and Quiver"

No. I don't know why I came up with that, either !!

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Nov 2015, 13:42

Silver_Shiney wrote:
Water? Honeydew? Cataloup?

Please be more specific, dear sir

I suspect he was thinking more of 36DD

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 03 Nov 2015, 13:46

qbman1 wrote:
Silver_Shiney wrote:
They probably took their inspiration from her....
"The Chuckle Brothers and Tinks" doesn't really flow. Nearly as contrived as "The Sutherland Brothers and Quiver"

No. I don't know why I came up with that, either !!

Or Captain and Toenail, or whatever they were called.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Nov 2015, 13:47

Muskrat Love, wasn't it ?

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 03 Nov 2015, 13:50

Better than Jedward anyway

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Nov 2015, 13:50

Just checking my memory wasn't failing and I see that Capt and T were divorced last year after 39 years! Sad.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Nov 2015, 13:50

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
Better than Jedward anyway

I accidentally caught a bit of them on Pointless at the weekend. What a pair of pillocks !

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 03 Nov 2015, 13:51

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
Better than Jedward anyway

the question isn't "who are Jedward" but "why are Jedward"??

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Nov 2015, 13:54

The answer is 42.....now, what was the question ?

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 03 Nov 2015, 13:55

qbman1 wrote:
Mervyn and Trish wrote:
Better than Jedward anyway
I accidentally caught a bit of them on Pointless at the weekend. What a pair of pillocks !

Pointless Celebrities. A programme that is totally honest about it's content!

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Nov 2015, 13:58

Not strictly true - I would argue about the "Celebrities" bit. I haven't heard of half of them !

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 03 Nov 2015, 14:30

They may not have heard of you either...

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Nov 2015, 14:38

I'm sure they have

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 03 Nov 2015, 14:59

Well if you're sure....

Anyway you've missed the point about celebrities. Once upon a time someone achieved something, became well known and thus became a celebrity.

Today they just apply for a job as "celebrity", which requires no qualifications or talent whatever, then they appear on TV as a "celebrity" and nobody actually knows who they are or what they do.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Nov 2015, 15:01

Ah, I see. Thanks for clearing that up.

Is it something to do with this "reality tv" malarkey ? I've never quite understood where the "reality" bit comes in.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 03 Nov 2015, 15:05

Nor me. The one thing reality TV lacks is reality. How many people really get marooned in the jungle with a punch of halfwits and have to eat bugs or ditto share a house with same halfwits?

(Other than the spouses/partners of some LOTP participants of course)

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Nov 2015, 15:09

"a punch of halfwits"

I think you have just inadvertently created an excellent new collective noun !

I, for one, would certainly like to punch most of the twits who appear on the telly !

Unread post by **Happydays** » 03 Nov 2015, 15:43

Hello all!
I'm home from my holiday to Guatemala to visit our daughter, my goodness that was a loooong journey!
I'll try my hand at a review by the weekend. You never know someone may find it interesting;) I am now going to read some of the topics to find out what I have missed

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Nov 2015, 15:45

Welcome back - not that you have missed much !!

Look forward to hearing about your travels - carry on up the jungle ?!

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 03 Nov 2015, 17:34

qbman1 wrote:
"a punch of halfwits"

I think you have just inadvertently created an excellent new collective noun !

I, for one, would certainly like to punch most of the twits who appear on the telly !

As yes indeed. Sometimes a typo can improve the language!

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 03 Nov 2015, 18:03

Do they have melons in Guatemala .... just asking ?

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