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Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 03 Nov 2015, 18:07

I think we need a thread that works a bit like the "Mornington Cresent" round on "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue" on R4.

We have to ramble on, which we're good at, but avoid leaving an opening for the next poster to mention melons.

Not that I ever do though.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 04 Nov 2015, 08:03

Good moaning.

Today is wet. Not good for selling Melons

Unread post by **The Tinker** » 04 Nov 2015, 08:22

Morning all - you need to be buying butternut squash this time of year - not melons!

Dry here.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 04 Nov 2015, 09:40

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
I think we need a thread that works a bit like the "Mornington Cresent" round on "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue" on R4.

We have to ramble on, which we're good at, but avoid leaving an opening for the next poster to mention melons.

Not that I ever do though.

No chance of that - a man of your calibre can introduce melons anywhere !

Unread post by **qbman1** » 04 Nov 2015, 09:41

The Tinker wrote:
Morning all - you need to be buying butternut squash this time of year - not melons!

Dry here.

No need to buy butternuts - I have my home grown selection. They keep pretty well right through winter

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 04 Nov 2015, 09:55

qbman1 wrote:
Mervyn and Trish wrote:
I think we need a thread that works a bit like the "Mornington Cresent" round on "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue" on R4.

We have to ramble on, which we're good at, but avoid leaving an opening for the next poster to mention melons.

Not that I ever do though.
No chance of that - a man of your calibre can introduce melons anywhere !

All I can say to that is ....

MELONS

Unread post by **qbman1** » 04 Nov 2015, 10:30

What's the difference between an egg and a nice pair of melons?

You can't beat a nice pair of melons !!

Unread post by **The Tinker** » 04 Nov 2015, 11:06

What did the girl melon say to the boy melon?

We are too young and cantaloupe!

Unread post by **qbman1** » 04 Nov 2015, 11:15

See you in the playground at lunch

Unread post by **Stephen** » 04 Nov 2015, 12:30

The Tinker wrote:
What did the girl melon say to the boy melon?

We are too young and cantaloupe!

or.....I'll squeeze yours if you squeeze mine

Unread post by **qbman1** » 04 Nov 2015, 12:32

Oh dear. It's like being 5 all over again !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 04 Nov 2015, 12:42

The cr*p that's on here I'm not surprised

Unread post by **qbman1** » 04 Nov 2015, 12:51

Time we added a little more class and refinement then.....

Help. What do I do next ?!

Unread post by **The Tinker** » 04 Nov 2015, 13:01

Class and refinement - yep that's me!

Unread post by **qbman1** » 04 Nov 2015, 13:04

That's what we need - a high-class bird !

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 04 Nov 2015, 13:16

qbman1 wrote:
That's what we need - a high-class bird !

So where is Jan these days?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 04 Nov 2015, 13:21

Wales !!!!!!

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 04 Nov 2015, 13:35

qbman1 wrote:
Wales !!!!!!

You don't say!!

Unread post by **qbman1** » 04 Nov 2015, 13:37

Yes, I think I did !

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 04 Nov 2015, 13:52

perhaps, perhaps not. It still doesn't explain her absence here.

AWOL again, I suppose.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 04 Nov 2015, 13:58

I don't remember Blod saying she was on a cruise, but then she does tend to keep that to herself !! Maybe she's wandering lonely as a cloud....oh, no, wrong location. Must be under Milkwood

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 04 Nov 2015, 14:07

maybe she's having some fermented apple juice with Rosemary...

Is it only me and thee here today, Squire?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 04 Nov 2015, 14:12

'Fraid so. Looks like we can hold the AGM in a 'phone box. Be more fun if posh-bird Tinks turns up

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 04 Nov 2015, 15:05

good afternoon billy no mates's

Unread post by **qbman1** » 04 Nov 2015, 15:16

Who's this in our private Gentlemen's Club ?!

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