Last One to Post Wins

[Stephen]

I'm seeing a counsellor this afternoon. I feel so unworthy and unloved.

If it makes you feel any better I'm supplying the noosed rope, f.o.c of course.

[Manoverboard]

... We're just not appreciated on here

Au contraire ... you are all very much appreciated in here, it's out there where the problem starts

[qbman1]

I'm seeing a counsellor this afternoon. I feel so unworthy and unloved.

If it makes you feel any better I'm supplying the noosed rope, f.o.c of course.

The counsellor has advised me to stay away from deep water and high buildings on my way home

[qbman1]

... We're just not appreciated on here

Au contraire ... you are all very much appreciated in here, it's out there where the problem starts

I fear the only answer will be to lock us in then !

[Ray B]

I see the Mod Plods have rounded you all up and put you back into LOTP. Someone must have left the door open.

[Dark Knight]

given that 5 out of the top 10 posters on the whole forum are in LOTP , I think Modplods should be careful they don't alienate the biggest contributors, whilst pandering to the less active. just saying

[qbman1]

I have found that Merv is a little too active, since we have been forced to share a cell in the naughty corner !!

[qbman1]

I see the Mod Plods have rounded you all up and put you back into LOTP. Someone must have left the door open.

Don't you worry, Raimondo, we'll all sneak out again after dark when no one is looking !!

[Dark Knight]

they can kiss my a*se, if they don't like what I post ban me or delete them, don't care either way these days
its only about 15 or 20 people that keep this thing afloat, so if the mods want to curtail the most prolific posters ,then this thing will be dead by Xmas

[qbman1]

they can kiss my a*se

I hope you won't mind if I don't join in

[Dark Knight]

you don't know what you are missing

[qbman1]

I've got a good idea since they locked me up with Merv

[Stephen]

you don't know what you are missing

I do. Rumour has it your bathroom has been out of action these past few weeks

[qbman1]

...and have you seen the colour of the Humber estuary ?!

[Dark Knight]

you don't know what you are missing

I do. Rumour has it your bathroom has been out of action these past few weeks

which one, we have 3

[qbman1]

OK - number 1, number 2 and then what happens in the other one ?!

[Stephen]

Do you really want to know.

[qbman1]

No, just making conversation as I am banned from the rest of the site !

[Dark Knight]

the other one is for guests and visitors
now we are effectively corralled in here, are we going to have to have proper conversations and such ?

[qbman1]

Once we get off the subject of you and what goes on in your three lavs, then, yes

[qbman1]

....at least until Merv shows up

[Dark Knight]

my lavatorial habbits are none of your beeswax, so keep your nose out

[qbman1]

You won't be finding my nose anywhere near any of your lavs !

[Dark Knight]

I should bloody hope not , ya weirdo

[Stephen]

I should bl**dy hope not , ya weirdo

Please remember his title DK. It's 'MR' weirdo