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Unread post by **Stephen** » 24 Nov 2015, 11:24

qbman1 wrote:
Clearly, we need a firm hand !

Where though!

Unread post by **The Tinker** » 24 Nov 2015, 11:26

Look - I have just had a really traumatic time on Oceana - we met a gay priest and his flamboyant boyfriend, a murderer with a sugar daddy, mrs bouquet and Richard - who sent a 3 page complaint list to reception, a transgender woman/man? and a feral family with loads of kids - I feel drained!

Unread post by **The Tinker** » 24 Nov 2015, 11:27

Will defo be going back on arcadia next year!

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Nov 2015, 11:28

Stephen wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
Clearly, we need a firm hand !

Where though!

Use your imagination !

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Nov 2015, 11:29

The Tinker wrote:
Look - I have just had a really traumatic time on Oceana - we met a gay priest and his flamboyant boyfriend, a murderer with a sugar daddy, mrs bouquet and Richard - who sent a 3 page complaint list to reception, a transgender woman/man? and a feral family with loads of kids - I feel drained!

Well, it was Oceana - what did you expect ?

Unread post by **The Tinker** » 24 Nov 2015, 11:30

Yes - standards have definitely dropped

Unread post by **The Tinker** » 24 Nov 2015, 11:32

Just to cheer you up, Goldie Cubie - they don't make a fuss of you anymore at embarkation.
Only us people in suites and liguarian/Baltic have our own mini lounge with refreshments whilst waiting to embark - you have to sit with the commoners

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Nov 2015, 11:35

The Tinker wrote:
Just to cheer you up, Goldie Cubie - they don't make a fuss of you anymore at embarkation.
Only us people in suites and liguarian/Baltic have our own mini lounge with refreshments whilst waiting to embark - you have to sit with the commoners

You can't wind me up - that nice Mr Edgington has told me that I can check in any time after 1 pm and I have my own lounge with free warm fizz and curled up can-apes. Anyways, I'm turning Baltic next time - so there!!

Unread post by **The Tinker** » 24 Nov 2015, 11:38

yes - you still get your onboard refreshments? but in the embarkation lounge you will sit with the elite - free magazines, newspapers, drinks and food - and first on.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Nov 2015, 11:53

Don't you worry, I shall be looked after in accordance with my status !

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 24 Nov 2015, 11:53

Cubie with the elite? Standards are dropping. Just saying...

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Nov 2015, 11:55

I've served my time and now I'm entitled ! Just saying...

Unread post by **Stephen** » 24 Nov 2015, 12:35

qbman1 wrote:
Stephen wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
Clearly, we need a firm hand !

Where though!
Use your imagination !

Your neck would be a good starting point

Unread post by **Stephen** » 24 Nov 2015, 12:37

qbman1 wrote:
The Tinker wrote:
Just to cheer you up, Goldie Cubie - they don't make a fuss of you anymore at embarkation.
Only us people in suites and liguarian/Baltic have our own mini lounge with refreshments whilst waiting to embark - you have to sit with the commoners
You can't wind me up - that nice Mr Edgington has told me that I can check in any time after 1 pm and I have my own lounge with free warm fizz and curled up can-apes. Anyways, I'm turning Baltic next time - so there!!

The nurses uniform should come in handy then.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Nov 2015, 12:42

I'll have to get it back from Blod first

Unread post by **Jan Rosser** » 24 Nov 2015, 13:21

qbman1 wrote:
I'll have to get it back from Blod first

But I look much better in it than you

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Nov 2015, 13:28

Can't argue with that....

....the screens, Nurse !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 24 Nov 2015, 13:34

It's the twang of the rubber glove you want to worry about.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Nov 2015, 13:44

I wouldn't mind - but she'd been chopping chillis before....!

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 24 Nov 2015, 14:57

It's when she starts chopping your gherkin you need to worry

Unread post by **Jan Rosser** » 24 Nov 2015, 15:10

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
It's when she starts chopping your gherkin you need to worry

Only a "gherkin" - I am disappointed

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Nov 2015, 15:15

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
It's when she starts chopping your gherkin you need to worry

I don't want to end up like tartare sauce.....!

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 24 Nov 2015, 16:30

Never mind Cubie. Looks like you've pulled. Get your coat.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Nov 2015, 16:34

I fear I'd be treading on DK's toes there - he only has eyes for Blod lately

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 24 Nov 2015, 17:13

It's not his eyes she's after. Just saying....

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