The Children's Off Topic Thread

Unread post by **The Tinker** » 24 Nov 2015, 15:56

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a 'Friday the 13th'

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Nov 2015, 16:07

Just wondering whether I can resist a Waitrose mince pie for the next 50 minutes ?

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 24 Nov 2015, 16:32

No.................

Unread post by **Jan Rosser** » 24 Nov 2015, 16:38

Just enjoying a skinny capuccino from my new coffee machine

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Nov 2015, 16:40

According to Agatha Christie "An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have"

Unread post by **towny44** » 24 Nov 2015, 16:52

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
No.................

On topic, yellow card.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 24 Nov 2015, 17:11

towny44 wrote:
Mervyn and Trish wrote:
No.................
On topic, yellow card.

Not at all Towny. My "No" was in relation to:

qbman1 wrote:
I disagree, my last post was nothing do do with nipples - is there a right of appeal

Not to the previous post.

Damn but I've done it now! Cock.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 25 Nov 2015, 09:08

Red sky in the morning, shepherd's house on fire

Unread post by **towny44** » 25 Nov 2015, 09:18

Then it must have been a small estate in Hudds this morning.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 25 Nov 2015, 09:32

Just burnt my tongue on a free Waitrose latte - not usually that hot !

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 25 Nov 2015, 11:20

Today's job is unblocking the sink.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 25 Nov 2015, 11:23

I saw a very attractive sheep on the way in this morning. Am I turning Welsh ?

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 25 Nov 2015, 18:46

On wireless at 4pm tomorrow standing in on Drivetime Show

Unread post by **qbman1** » 26 Nov 2015, 10:47

Allotment society AGM yesterday - should have had an early night instead !!

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 26 Nov 2015, 11:05

How is it than when NatWest decide to simplify their accounts it makes life more complicated for me? And how come when they have pre-approved us for a super deluxe credit card with all the bells and whistles and which assumes we have an income more than twice our actual, we have to fill in a form and be credit checked for a lesser card that meets all our needs and matches our actual income, which they know full well because it is paid into our account every month? I came within a minute of changing banks yesterday.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 26 Nov 2015, 11:14

How long 'til dinner time ?

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 26 Nov 2015, 12:37

Half a crown

Unread post by **qbman1** » 26 Nov 2015, 12:48

I am the Walrus

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 27 Nov 2015, 08:07

plumber calling today......should help him buy a new Bentley

Unread post by **qbman1** » 27 Nov 2015, 09:31

Meant to 'phone in to Merv's drivetime radio show with a three-worder yesterday but got sidetracked and then forgot !

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 27 Nov 2015, 09:40

Lucky escape. Tradesman unpaid

Unread post by **qbman1** » 27 Nov 2015, 09:51

Got a few funny looks today. Came to work dressed as Robert Mugabe. I thought "Black Friday" was a theme day......!

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 27 Nov 2015, 10:27

what colour is an earth wire?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 27 Nov 2015, 11:09

"All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner."

Unread post by **The Tinker** » 27 Nov 2015, 11:20

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

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