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Unread post by **qbman1** » 30 Nov 2015, 11:03

Got any mince pies Daddy ?

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 30 Nov 2015, 11:14

No. And blow your nose, stop sniffing or Santa won't come

Unread post by **qbman1** » 30 Nov 2015, 11:22

He will so too. He'll be hanging on to the funnel for dear life in a Force 8 in the middle of the Atlantic !!

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 30 Nov 2015, 13:07

Are the acolytes causing trouble again, Merv?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 30 Nov 2015, 13:38

Acolytes? Isn't that a battery terminal or something ?

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 30 Nov 2015, 13:44

no, it's a something

Unread post by **The Tinker** » 30 Nov 2015, 13:46

Much too deep for a Monday

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 30 Nov 2015, 13:48

you'd prefer us to be shallow?

Unread post by **The Tinker** » 30 Nov 2015, 13:49

Yep - act as normal

Unread post by **qbman1** » 30 Nov 2015, 13:51

Shallow is way out of my depth

Unread post by **towny44** » 30 Nov 2015, 13:54

I thought acolytes were something to do with priests assistants, as a born again agnostic I am not certain this applies to me. Whatever it means I am back in the lead.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 30 Nov 2015, 13:59

I think it means you are disqualified for getting your acolytes in a tangle

Unread post by **towny44** » 30 Nov 2015, 14:15

Beats being tangled up in a ball of wool!

Unread post by **qbman1** » 30 Nov 2015, 14:17

What you do in the privacy of your own home is entirely your business !

30 Nov 2015, 14:55

qbman1 wrote:
What you do in the privacy of your own home is entirely your business !

I'm not sure I wanted to know what he does anyway

Unread post by **qbman1** » 30 Nov 2015, 15:06

It involves ferrets, it's bound to be smelly

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 30 Nov 2015, 16:30

And painful if it also involves trousers

Unread post by **qbman1** » 30 Nov 2015, 16:31

There's not much call for them in 'Uddersfield

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 30 Nov 2015, 16:32

Not since the accident

Unread post by **qbman1** » 30 Nov 2015, 16:33

That might explain why hippies always wear kaftans too ?

Unread post by **towny44** » 30 Nov 2015, 16:37

You do all realise that David is probably submitting the text of LOTP to the BBC, they are looking for scripts for follow ups to Last of the summer wine and Monty Python.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 30 Nov 2015, 16:37

More likely sending it to the vice squad

Unread post by **qbman1** » 30 Nov 2015, 16:42

No, that's the Christmas thread

Psst, wanna see some more underwear shots ?!

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 30 Nov 2015, 17:16

What can I say Cubie? Poor taste. Tacky. Not politically correct. Yes please.

Unread post by **towny44** » 30 Nov 2015, 17:20

Watched our eldest granson open his birthday presents yesterday, and add significantly to George Lucas's Star wars wealth.

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