Last One to Post Wins

[The Tinker]

You don't know that one then?

Obviously something the northerners sing after too much sherry trifle

[qbman1]

They can't afford the sherry so they use meths

[towny44]

Slow start today, everyone must be out doing their Xmas shopping!

[qbman1]

Did mine - just waiting for the Amazon drone to hover overhead !

[Dark Knight]

you drone on enough to deliver all of Amazons stuff

[qbman1]

How I miss your urbane wit and charm when you are off flogging plastic bags

[Mervyn and Trish]

Like I miss rickets

[qbman1]

Morning Sweetie Pie

[Mervyn and Trish]

Sorry did I miss Blod arriving or have you just come out?

[qbman1]

You are getting confused, poor lamb, it's Batty who's obsessed with the Welsh Queen. And I've always been in touch with my feminine side !

[Dark Knight]

I don't flog plastic bags
I leave the flogging of dead and inanimate objects ,mainly horses ,to the eejits on here, no doubt people are still whingeing about boarding times, lack of jackets during yoga lessons and how standards have fallen, when of course they all live like royalty in their 20 room mansions being waited on hand and foot by a plethora of servants
the only thing that has been dumbed down on PandO is the passengers

[Stephen]

I don't flog plastic bags
I leave the flogging of dead and inanimate objects ,mainly horses ,to the eejits on here, no doubt people are still whingeing about boarding times, lack of jackets during yoga lessons and how standards have fallen, when of course they all live like royalty in their 20 room mansions being waited on hand and foot by a plethora of servants
the only thing that has been dumbed down on PandO is the passengers

[Stephen]

you drone on enough to deliver all of Amazons stuff

[Mervyn and Trish]

I don't flog plastic bags
I leave the flogging of dead and inanimate objects ,mainly horses ,to the eejits on here, no doubt people are still whingeing about boarding times, lack of jackets during yoga lessons and how standards have fallen, when of course they all live like royalty in their 20 room mansions being waited on hand and foot by a plethora of servants
the only thing that has been dumbed down on PandO is the passengers

I understand Batty. It's the other eejits. I know you run Tupperware parties.

[qbman1]

I don't flog plastic bags
I leave the flogging of dead and inanimate objects ,mainly horses ,to the eejits on here, no doubt people are still whingeing about boarding times, lack of jackets during yoga lessons and how standards have fallen, when of course they all live like royalty in their 20 room mansions being waited on hand and foot by a plethora of servants
the only thing that has been dumbed down on PandO is the passengers

At least you seem to have amused King TOWIE !

I shall be checking my tweed jackets and plus fours are all pressed and ready to go.

[Mervyn and Trish]

And your floral print frocks?

[qbman1]

That's for formal nights - the tweed is for embarkation day. Have to create the right impression with my fellow important Goldies in the priority lounge

[Mervyn and Trish]

If they let you in at 4.30.....

[qbman1]

I have formal confirmation from that nice Mr Edgington that I can be legging it up the gangplank at 1pm sharp

[Dark Knight]

QB dressed in tweed ?, you will look like a right pheasant plucker

[Stephen]

I have formal confirmation from that nice Mr Edgington that I can be legging it up the gangplank at 1pm sharp

The underlings will have eaten all the best cuts way before then

[qbman1]

Oh, yes, with a shooting stick, waistcoat and deerstalker

[Mervyn and Trish]

I have formal confirmation from that nice Mr Edgington that I can be legging it up the gangplank at 1pm sharp

As if the check-in staff will know who he is.

[qbman1]

Maybe not, but I shall make sure they know who I am !! If I have any trouble I shall drop your name !

[Mervyn and Trish]

Well I usually wait for hours behind all the queue jumpers so good luck with that.