Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

Otherwise she might need Mr Stiff (no, not that, the undertaker)

[Jan Rosser]

Otherwise she might need Mr Stiff (no, not that, the undertaker)

Only you could get away with this remark Cubie

[qbman1]

Don't speak too soon, I haven't got away with it yet - Mr Plod the enforcer is breathing down my neck

[Stephen]

Otherwise she might need Mr Stiff (no, not that, the undertaker)

A quick retraction on your part there QB.

[qbman1]

No, just a glimpse of Mrs Droop

[Stephen]

Mr Brewer can cause that.

[qbman1]

Would Miss Totty be able to help ?

[Stephen]

You'll have to speak to Miss Whiplash

[qbman1]

Happy Families was never like this when I was little. I think we should patent this - might make a few bob !

[Stephen]

I'll split all profits 50/50 with me taking the lions share.........said paddy

[qbman1]

That reminds me - we need to include Mr Pratt the p***ock

[Stephen]

We can't leave out Mr kn*b either who is head of the department.

[The Tinker]

We can't leave out Mr kn*b either who is head of the department.

That's not a very nice description of Moby

[qbman1]

If we include Mr Bell, maybe we can end all this nonsense ?

[Manoverboard]

We can't leave out Mr kn*b either who is head of the department.

That's not a very nice description of Moby

It certainly is not, tis rather demeaning ... I am was far more important than a mere Head of Department .

ps ... is there a Mr L Orders ?

[qbman1]

No, but there's a Mrs Leek, the Blodmeister

[Silver_Shiney]

Good afternoon, losers and cardsharps

[qbman1]

I regret I am neither. The winner as witnessed by my position ahead of you and I the only time I won at cards was when I challenged my neighbour, who has a stutter, to a game of Snap !

[Silver_Shiney]

Alright, you may claim runner-up then

[qbman1]

I suspect the late Merv may have something to say about that (late, in that he hasn't shown up yet today !).

[Dark Knight]

Afternoon

Don't forget Mr and Mrs Cruise snob,Mr and Mrs Cruise bore and Mr Soton is the only port in the universe
and my personal favourite Mr Don't give a toss how many cruises you have done-matey

[Silver_Shiney]

Afternoon

Don't forget Mr and Mrs Cruise snob,Mr and Mrs Cruise bore and Mr Soton is the only port in the universe
and my personal favourite Mr Don't give a toss how many cruises you have done-matey

That's you, then!

[Dark Knight]

it is Shiney
I have it printed on a tee shirt

[Stephen]

I suspect the late Merv may have something to say about that (late, in that he hasn't shown up yet today !).

Glad you cleared that up QB. I was just about to ask if I could do the house clearance

[qbman1]

Reports of his demise have been somewhat exaggerated !