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Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 03 Dec 2015, 14:51

Who's demise?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Dec 2015, 14:54

Denise who ?

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 03 Dec 2015, 14:54

is it not de nephew?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Dec 2015, 15:08

Probably not, she was an only child

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 03 Dec 2015, 15:26

who is an only child?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Dec 2015, 15:29

My sister .

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 03 Dec 2015, 15:31

Ahh that explains a lot

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Dec 2015, 15:37

Not to me !!!

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 03 Dec 2015, 15:44

I am going to start a smoking thread just to have a laugh

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Dec 2015, 15:48

OK, I'll go for the saving sunbeds one

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 03 Dec 2015, 15:50

Should we go for a combined smokers only sunbeds topic?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Dec 2015, 15:53

That should do it - maybe include a Goldies-only clause

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 03 Dec 2015, 15:55

have you noticed that whenever you or I post a lot , the modplods turn up ?
If I cared, I could get quite paranoid

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Dec 2015, 15:57

I need firm control so I'm fine with it !

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 03 Dec 2015, 15:59

try that special underwear, that holds it all in, that may help ?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Dec 2015, 16:05

The only trouble with that is that it holds it in in one place but pushes it out somewhere else - I could end up with me stomach tucked under me armpits !

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 03 Dec 2015, 16:08

or your b*ll*cks in your socks?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Dec 2015, 16:12

That's a nice thought - beats having Christmas Socks with Rupert Bear though !

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 03 Dec 2015, 16:13

how is Rupert the Bear remotely festive? unless of course he is wearing a santa hat?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Dec 2015, 16:14

If you're going to be like that, nothing except Jesus is at all festive !

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 03 Dec 2015, 16:18

well we won't find 3 wise men and a virgin on here will we?
so Rupert is probably the next best choice

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Dec 2015, 16:20

I'm sure we could rustle up a couple of Born-Again Virgins but I'm quite happy with Rupert

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 03 Dec 2015, 16:30

My Aunt always got me a Rupert Annual at Christmas, that MUST be how we knew it was Christmas ... she used to nick them from where they were printed, tight ol bag she was.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Dec 2015, 16:32

Bit like the Sauternes, a Rupert annual was THE big thing at Christmas.

Didn't know you came from a long line of tea leafs Mob - were a lot of your rellys shipped of to Australia ?

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 03 Dec 2015, 17:08

Mr Also Ran in this case

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