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The Children's Off Topic Thread

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What is it with our dog and nicking dusters?

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Miss onelife's Birthday today :) :clap:

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Out to lunch today with our regional branch managers - me and five girlies !!

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Just cleaned the car. Didn't know it was silver

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The only way to explain Loose Women to a kid is that they were in a coma for 50 years before being woken by a dangerous cocktail of drugs.

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658 miles driven so far this week and it is only bloody tuesday
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A three course lunch is not conducive to carrying out any further work !

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Christmas cards written, must remember to buy some stamps.
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Back from the doggie barbers.

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Norwegian scientists have hypothesized that Rudolph’s red nose is probably the result of a parasitic infection of his respiratory system.

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Still not recovered from trip to Post Office to buy stamps :sick:
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There were three red and white removal lorries in the village today ... it was quite moving actually :cry: .
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One of my neighbours was mowing their lawn at lunchtime.

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It was dark last night though......

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Off to collect my daily free coffee from Mr Waitrose

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crap phone, no e mails all day, now got 70 odd of the bloody things all popped up in the last 5 mins

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"If Christmas isn’t found in your heart, you won’t find it under a tree”

Sorry, mistook this for the "Profound" thread !!

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Got to get up early on Friday.

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I hate cabbage

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I think Batty needs a big cwtch from Blod ;)
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Another day, another free Waitrose coffee


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What do Sainsbury's put in their mince pies to make them last until a sell-by date of February 2016?

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Hmmm - day off - email to say xmas order despatched - do I risk going out or stay in and wait?

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A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn’t get into a single argument all day.

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My parcel is out in the van for delivery!

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