Last One to Post Wins

[Stephen]

Of course we would...............n't

[The Tinker]

less of the hasbeens/riff raff - you obviously do not recognise the elite!

[Stephen]

The evening shift has arrived. You can all bu99er off for your tea now.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Thanks for temporarily holding the fort. You can away and get your tea now.

[Stephen]

Your alright ntso. I can take over for twenty minute while go for a comfort break.

[The Tinker]

Think your '20 minutes' is up - so trot on Stephen x

[Stephen]

Stop horse'n around Tink

[towny44]

Mmmmm those two seem to have galloped off into the unknown, so we'd better have a fully qualified navigator on the bridge overnight, that would be me of course.

[Stephen]

The morning watch is clocking on to take the helm.

[Mervyn and Trish]

What the bleep are you doing up that early? Anyway you can stand down now. The real leaders are back

[Stephen]

I was bleepin well having a cuppa in bed before going off to Tesco to see if we could get a Christmas Tree and some last minute bits. You wouldn't believe the amount of silly s*ds like me in Tescos before 8am.

Had a right result. As expected all the new boxed trees had been sold so we ended up having one of the 6ft display trees that has that fake snow on it. They even threw in all the decorations that were on it, that alone must have cost as much as the tree. They initially wanted £22.50 for the lot, but as they couldn't pack it in the box properly they let us have it for nothing.

I love a bargain

[Stephen]

Christmas has been delivered.

Before:

Img_0848a.jpg

After :

Img_0850b.jpg

That'll do nicely thank you

[towny44]

You are going to have one heck of a task getting that tree back in its box after Xmas, I think you ought to start practising now and leave LOTP to the real experts.

[Stephen]

NAH. Easy peasy. Get the wife to do it.

[Jean W]

Well done Stephen

[Stephen]

Thanks Jean, but you can go now and carry on with your baking

Just done a quality control test on the good lady's home made sausage rolls....
Mmmmm mmm

[Mervyn and Trish]

Mince pies here

[Stephen]

I'll pop round Merv and check they're up to standard

[The Tinker]

Tescos gave you that tree for free? - hummm - hope you don't see you on the crime news tonight.

[Stephen]

Tescos gave you that tree for free? - hummm - hope you don't see you on the crime news tonight.

Don't worry Tink. They'll never recognise me, I wore gloves....Oops, I think I've said too much

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'll pop round Merv and check they're up to standard

Too late Stephen. They're gone. I'll save you one in the next batch. Next year.

[Stephen]

You're all heart Merv

[The Tinker]

Over indulging already Merv?

[Stephen]

But what in we ask

[Mervyn and Trish]

Nuts, fruit and liqueurs now. What else?