Last One to Post Wins

[Mervyn and Trish]

Oh okay then

"You're lucky to have me at all, Captain Peacock. I had to thaw me pussy out before I came."

[Stephen]

Careful Murv, you might get fur balls

[The Tinker]

Hooray - we are back home - after a long day and a successful operation - forgot how men can be 'over the top' with their pain thresholds - bless!!

Reading the after effects, apparently the pain gets worse on day 4 - good job I'm back to work on that day lol.

[Mervyn and Trish]

You're all heart Tinks. But good news that all went well, if painfully

[Stephen]

I didn't realise having your wallet surgically opened was so painful.

[Silver_Shiney]

I hear he was a bit hacked off....

[Dark Knight]

good morning
we are off to a company jolly tonight, a rather nice black tie dinner and dance in Manchester, before fur balls starts moaning, yes ,all on expenses and all paid for by the profit we generate from our customers
hard life innit

[qbman1]

.....all paid for by the profit we generate from our customers

...and for which we are all paying the resulting higher prices. Enjoy your freebie on me, pal !

[Stephen]

.....all paid for by the profit we generate from our customers

...and for which we are all paying the resulting higher prices. Enjoy your freebie on me, pal !

You'll have start buying the cheaper priced surgical stockings QB

[qbman1]

Have you seen the price of stuff at Ann Summers lately ?!

[Mervyn and Trish]

good morning
we are off to a company jolly tonight, a rather nice black tie dinner and dance in Manchester, before fur balls starts moaning, yes ,all on expenses and all paid for by the profit we generate from our customers
hard life innit

I wonder how many of your Tupperware colleagues will be complaining about being trussed up like penguins or turn up in jeans and t-shirt because it's their dinner and no-one tells them what to wear?

Not many I expect. But then other dinners are available!

[qbman1]

Wonder whether he'll be eating in the MDR or the buffet ?

[Stephen]

Have you seen the price of stuff at Ann Summers lately ?!

No, but they've got a sale on if your interested

http://www.annsummers.com/lingerie/

[qbman1]

A very limited choice in my size !

[Mervyn and Trish]

Wonder whether he'll be eating in the MDR or the buffet ?

Depends whether he's packed his vest

[qbman1]

Come on, Merv, you know full well that a string vest is de rigeur in Manchester !

[Stephen]

A very limited choice in my size !

You mean they don't do fat b*stard size

[qbman1]

No, sadly only goes up to Size Buffalo

[Stephen]

Very snug.

I hear M&S are bringing out their new Dinosaur range soon.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Do they have it in beige?

[qbman1]

You planning a cruise with Fred Olsen, then, Merv ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Heaven forbid. When I'll be a P&O goldie in another 12 months if they don't change the rules again?

I want my curly canape and warm cava.

[qbman1]

I can understand that but beige seems to be the standard uniform for Fred-cruisers. I hear they are thinking of re-naming Balmoral MV Taupe !

[The Tinker]

Can never understand why oap's wear all beige or sometimes that light green. Is it a secret club that you get to join when you retire?

[Jan Rosser]

Can never understand why oap's wear all beige or sometimes that light green. Is it a secret club that you get to join when you retire?

Well Tinks as an OAP now for a few years I can tell you that if there is a beige club then I'm definitely not a member - no way

How's your hubby doing - I hope you are being kind to him