Last One to Post Wins

[Stephen]

Think ill put in for a bag and cut the middle man out

Off out for lunch now.

[qbman1]

I thought you'd been out to lunch for a long time !

Enjoy it anyway

[Mervyn and Trish]

Just back from recording an interview with the Voice of the Balls for a tribute to the Togmeister on our little show on the wireless tomorrow

[Silver_Shiney]

Just back from preparing my lunch, to find a message saying that Welshie is being induced this afternoon. Praying for a safe delivery.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Blod's having a baby?

[Silver_Shiney]

You've forgotten my daughter Welshnurse already? She'll be mortified

[Mervyn and Trish]

I don't suppose Cubie has!

[qbman1]

Let me just check my list.....

[Mervyn and Trish]

It'll be under N for nurse.

Oh hang on, they all are....

[qbman1]

No, I'm far more selective than that, there's Day Nurse, Night Nurse, Sister, Matron......

[Jan Rosser]

Blod's having a baby?

Jeez I nearly choked on my cuppa when I read this : it would be a medical miracle Merv

Hope Welshie is okay Alan - the waiting is awful isn't it.

[Silver_Shiney]

Thanks, Jan. Her waters broke on Wednesday night and they were going to induce tomorrow if "Bean" hadn't made an appearance but for some reason they've brought it forward. Still, she's amongst colleagues and in the best place.

[qbman1]

Hope all goes well. Look forward to news of the arrival of Baby Scanner

[Not so ancient mariner]

Fingers crossed.

[qbman1]

Should have had legs crossed 9 months ago - would have saved a lot of bother !!

[Stephen]

Blod's having a baby?

A bit old for that game isn't she

[qbman1]

Blod's on the game ?!

[Stephen]

Even worse. Mind you, it would explain how she an afford all her cruises. Trade must be good round her area

[Jan Rosser]

Even worse. Mind you, it would explain how she an afford all her cruises. Trade must be good round her area

I should be offended but can't stop laughing at you and Cubie - you pair have a vivid imagination

[Mervyn and Trish]

Even worse. Mind you, it would explain how she an afford all her cruises. Trade must be good round her area

Batty has a loyalty card

[qbman1]

Is there a discount for bulk orders then ?

[qbman1]

I'm going for the "Cup Final"

A brass band before the start and change ends at half-time !!

[towny44]

I see the tone on here has reduuced drastically in my absence.
Merv, I advised the Captain that Azuras poster boy and girl will be on next years cruise, don't think he was impressed. Not so sure you will be impressed with 8 consecutive sea days after La Corunna, Six days, or in our case 5.5 were more than enough.
For all those P&O cheerleaders I regret to advise that they still lag well behind Celebrity, except for entertainment, but they are adequate for those who are less discerning.
I regret I will now be out of touch at least for 5 days until Punta del Gado, or maybe Southampton, so play nicely while I am not watching over you.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I see the tone on here has reduuced drastically in my absence.
Merv, I advised the Captain that Azuras poster boy and girl will be on next years cruise, don't think he was impressed. Not so sure you will be impressed with 8 consecutive sea days after La Corunna, Six days, or in our case 5.5 were more than enough.
For all those P&O cheerleaders I regret to advise that they still lag well behind Celebrity, except for entertainment, but they are adequate for those who are less discerning.
I regretI will now be out of touch at least for 5 daysuntil Punta del Gado, or maybe Southampton, so play nicely while I am not watching over you.

So it's free for all taking the pee time then till he's back in range?

He is so delusional about Calamity. I can manage 8 sea days. Not sure I could manage 28 on Calamity though, with announcements telling me how wonderful they are twice a day!

[Stephen]

I'm going for the "Cup Final"

A brass band before the start and change ends at half-time !!

Brass being the operative word