Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

Could be worse - could have a White Star on !!

[Mervyn and Trish]

Or a black spot

[qbman1]

Aaaaargh, Matey. Beware the black spot - especially the one on your bum !

[Mervyn and Trish]

Haaagh Jim lad. Pieces of eight

[Stephen]

Night night darlings I'm travelling ooop north in the morning visiting family - just renewed my passport hope they'll let me in

M5 Mini Alert. M5 Mini Alert.

Clear the outside lane.........

I think her satnav needs updating....

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[qbman1]

"after 200 yards, turn left boyo...."

[Mervyn and Trish]

"At the third sheep go straight ahead....... without stopping"

[qbman1]

.....to ask whether she has a sister at home

[Not so ancient mariner]

Could be worse - could have a White Star on !!

Indeed, but I have sailed with the Blue Star Line ( on the Empire Star)

[qbman1]

Could be worse - could have a White Star on !!

Indeed, but I have sailed with the Blue Star Line ( on the Empire Star)

Is that the one that was torpedoed off The Azores in 1942 ?

[Stephen]

Lunch time..........said Zebedee

[qbman1]

Pizzas have arrived.....

[Not so ancient mariner]

Is that the one that was torpedoed off The Azores in 1942 ?

No, its replacement that entered service in 1946. It was built by Harland and Wolff though.....!


http://www.bluestarline.org/empire3_im1.html

[Mervyn and Trish]

They don't like it up 'em Mr Mainwaring. Especially not up their azores.....

[qbman1]

I reckon AM must have been on the maiden of the Lusitania !

[Mervyn and Trish]

Here's another of my silly quizzes. This one is to ascertain what kind of driver you are:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/cars/road-sa ... _100&pso=1

Guess what - I'm the "Know-it-all" !!

Me too!

[qbman1]

Either kindred spirits, Merv, or both over-confident and aggressive behind the wheel !!

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm not aggressive at all. Just said all the young oiks should be shot.

[qbman1]

My chauffeur feels exactly the same way !!

[Stephen]

Here's another of my silly quizzes. This one is to ascertain what kind of driver you are:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/cars/road-sa ... _100&pso=1

Guess what - I'm the "Know-it-all" !!

Me too!

And me. Don't know how.

Must go now, my anger management class starts soon

[Not so ancient mariner]

I reckon AM must have been on the maiden of the Lusitania !

I plead the 5th amendment when is comes to saying how many maidens I've been on.........!

[Jan Rosser]

Night night darlings I'm travelling ooop north in the morning visiting family - just renewed my passport hope they'll let me in

M5 Mini Alert. M5 Mini Alert.

Clear the outside lane.........

Cheeky I've travelled up by train this time - Arriva have an offer on for over 55s - only £24 return - just the ticket for an OAP

[Stephen]

Must be time for your Horlicks and bed Jan after your busy day

[towny44]

I have just completed my post cruise P&O online questionnaire, I wonder if they will take any notice of my suggestion that they sack the current senior management and appoint me, since I have more common sense in my big toe than all of them put together?

[Mervyn and Trish]

I have just completed my post cruise P&O online questionnaire, I wonder if they will take any notice of my suggestion that they sack the current senior management and appoint me, since I have more common sense in my big toe than all of them put together?

I think I can guess the answer to that one!