Last One to Post Wins

[towny44]

You've heard the saying..'it's all gone South'.

Ah yes

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Saw one like this on our cruise but fuller and rounder, it seemed to wrap round him as he sat down.

[qbman1]

Sure it was a "he" ?!

[Mervyn and Trish]

We once saw one with a belly that literally hang between his knees when he sat. And he was wearing shorts. Not a good look

[qbman1]

You're not selling this - doesn't make me want to rush out and book on Ventura !!

[Stephen]

.

[qbman1]

I see she's just back from a 3 day booze cruise - bet that was fun !

[Mervyn and Trish]

You're not selling this - doesn't make me want to rush out and book on Ventura !!

You know you want to book the 28 nighter next Jan Cubie, if only to look down your nose as you board and we riff raff are still waiting!

[Mervyn and Trish]

I see she's just back from a 3 day booze cruise - bet that was fun !

Not really a cruise. More a 3 day refit to sort out all the stuff Towny broke.

[qbman1]

She might be late sailing tonight - after they have had to change all the carpets !

[towny44]

We once saw one with a belly that literally hang between his knees when he sat. And he was wearing shorts. Not a good look

Sounds as though it might have been the same guy, we also wondered how he coped on the tiny toilets, not a pleasant thought.

[qbman1]

....not to mention the shower ?!

[Silver_Shiney]

We once saw one with a belly that literally hang between his knees when he sat. And he was wearing shorts. Not a good look

Sounds as though it might have been the same guy, we also wondered how he coped on the tiny toilets, not a pleasant thought.

Maybe HE'S the one who left the seat smeared with "something unpleasant" on Oceana a couple of years ago

[qbman1]

PLEASE don't elaborate on that !

B y the way - one more post to your next promotion !

[Mervyn and Trish]

....not to mention the shower ?!

Probably never uses it. Should we warm some Cava to welcome Shiney to the Captain's Mess?

[qbman1]

I think he's a schooner of sweet sherry kind of guy

[Mervyn and Trish]

He's taking his time to cross the threshold

[qbman1]

I reckon he's hovering in the doorway, too nervous to make the final step

[Mervyn and Trish]

Someone give him a push. Where's Blod when you need her?

[qbman1]

Liverpool !

[Stephen]

We once saw one with a belly that literally hang between his knees when he sat. And he was wearing shorts. Not a good look

Sounds as though it might have been the same guy, we also wondered how he coped on the tiny toilets, not a pleasant thought.

Maybe HE'S the one who left the seat smeared with "something unpleasant" on Oceana a couple of years ago

Toooooooo much information Alan

[Stephen]

He's taking his time to cross the threshold

He's heard there's an entrance fee

[Jan Rosser]

Liverpool !

Oh no I'm not - I'm back at my son's in Billinge until Sunday

[Not so ancient mariner]

Evening all from the north of the country.

[Jan Rosser]

Evening all from the north of the country.

Hello there Notso - I'm quite close to you tonight oop north

[Not so ancient mariner]

Evening Jan - about half way I would think