The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Stephen]

Difference is he gets paid while he's here. Not like us impoverished pensioners

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[Mervyn and Trish]

Can barely afford the next three holidays

[Happydays]

Can barely afford the next three holidays

[Stephen]

Can barely afford the next three holidays

My heart bleeds for you Merv.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I value your concern Stephen.

[Stephen]

Talking of holidays. The good lady and I are thinking of having a few days down in Kent so we can visit some of the National Trust properties that are in close proximity there. Can anyone recommend a good hotel. We've had a look but can't find anything that takes our fancy. We like character hotels.

[RB1961]

Disney do characters?

[qbman1]

The "off-topic" thread appears to have been remarkably "on-topic" over the weekend !!

[Stephen]

Road works at the end of our road. Can't believe the amount of bods involved to re-surface such a small area of road. No wonder the council tax is so high.

[qbman1]

Talking of holidays. The good lady and I are thinking of having a few days down in Kent so we can visit some of the National Trust properties that are in close proximity there. Can anyone recommend a good hotel. We've had a look but can't find anything that takes our fancy. We like character hotels.

Here you are - this one has character

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[Stephen]

I wasn't thinking of spending that much.

[qbman1]

Road works at the end of our road. Can't believe the amount of bods involved to re-surface such a small area of road. No wonder the council tax is so high.

We had the same with the water board outside here last week. One driving the digger, 5 watching and one walking around with a clipboard. they had some lovely high-viz jackets, hard hats and goggles though !! Mind you, most of them looked as if they had just skipped out of primary shcool

[qbman1]

What do you call a man with a chicken on his shoulder ?!

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[Stephen]

Rooster Cockburn......nasty

[qbman1]

The budget version of Treasure Island didn't go well !!

[Stephen]

Time you were going home.

[qbman1]

I'm here all week.....

[Stephen]

In the dog house are we.....or do you have room

[Mervyn and Trish]

Sunset in paradise. Dinner calls

[Stephen]

Sunset in paradise. Dinner calls

Had the Korean dog dish did you Merv

[qbman1]

In the dog house are we.....or do you have room

I'm not sleeping here, you p***ock !

[Stephen]

Charming..............you to**er

[qbman1]

Sunset in paradise. Dinner calls

Had the Korean dog dish did you Merv

I don't like my dinner looking back at me so I would certainly avoid one that tries to hold a conversation !

[Jan Rosser]

The garden beckons

[qbman1]

I seem to have had nothing but people whingeing at me today

I don't want problems - only solutions !!