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Unread post by **qbman1** » 17 Mar 2016, 11:36

I did, but they took me outside and told me to look up towards the sun. They said "can you see it?". When I said "yes", they said "that's 93,000,000 miles away, how bloody far do you want to be able to see?"

Unread post by **Stephen** » 17 Mar 2016, 12:32

Silver_Shiney wrote:
Stephen wrote:
Morning.

Just off for an eye test.

I trust you'll be attended by a fully qualified optician, and not one of his pupils.

hohoho

I'll do the jokes thanks

Stil canrnt see propery arfter habin drpos in ther i's

Unread post by **qbman1** » 17 Mar 2016, 12:45

Bet the drive home was fun then !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 17 Mar 2016, 12:49

The walk was worse. Nearly got run over twice

Unread post by **qbman1** » 17 Mar 2016, 13:10

I'd probably have got you the first time !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 17 Mar 2016, 14:46

bast*rd .

Unread post by **qbman1** » 17 Mar 2016, 14:50

What are you going in for tomorrow - a sense of humour by-pass ?

Unread post by **Stephen** » 17 Mar 2016, 15:13

Yes, and having my wallet surgically opened

Unread post by **qbman1** » 17 Mar 2016, 15:15

Could you get them to do a bit of cosmetic work whilst they are at it ?!

Unread post by **Stephen** » 17 Mar 2016, 15:17

qbman1 wrote:
Could you get them to do a bit of cosmetic work whilst they are at it ?!

I can ask for you, but I expect all the beds will be taken

Unread post by **qbman1** » 17 Mar 2016, 15:21

Thanks - could do with a trim and tuck

Unread post by **Stephen** » 17 Mar 2016, 15:22

qbman1 wrote:
Thanks - could do with a trim and tuck

You'll need the Blue Oyster Ward for that. Sorry, got the words mixed up.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 17 Mar 2016, 15:27

I'm beginning to worry about your obsession with the Blue Oyster Cult

Unread post by **Stephen** » 17 Mar 2016, 15:46

So am I.

Time you got back to work.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 17 Mar 2016, 15:47

Still fire fighting - just one of those weeks. I've nearly had enough.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 17 Mar 2016, 15:49

qbman1 wrote:
Still fire fighting- just one of those weeks. I've nearly had enough.

Didn't even know you were in the service

Unread post by **qbman1** » 17 Mar 2016, 15:52

You can often catch me up a ladder with me hosepipe !

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 17 Mar 2016, 16:25

With Ellen shouting "bugger off, I don't need rescuing again"

Unread post by **qbman1** » 17 Mar 2016, 16:27

Bless her. She did wriggle when I tried the fireman's lift, though

Unread post by **Stephen** » 17 Mar 2016, 16:49

I may be wrong but, sitting her round your neck facing you isn't the correct way

Unread post by **qbman1** » 17 Mar 2016, 16:54

Works for me !!

Unread post by **Stephen** » 17 Mar 2016, 21:15

Thought it might

Unread post by **qbman1** » 18 Mar 2016, 09:05

Shouldn't you be going off with those nice men in the white coats ?

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 18 Mar 2016, 14:03

It's the nurses I worry for

Unread post by **qbman1** » 18 Mar 2016, 14:05

They'll be fine - they are used to handling stroppy old men. Trust me, I know !!

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