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Unread post by **qbman1** » 21 Apr 2016, 13:08

I'd better not, in case Special Branch or GCHQ at Cheltenham are monitoring our posts !!

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 21 Apr 2016, 13:13

oh, go on, I'm sure they could do with a laugh

Unread post by **qbman1** » 21 Apr 2016, 13:15

They are probably on to us already - you only have to mention the names on a public forum and they are on you like a ferret up a drainpipe !

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 21 Apr 2016, 13:20

Communications security was a point heavily laboured in the RAF and, to get serious points over more effectively, they often used cartoons. There was one of two Soviets listening in to a telephone call where the two airmen were discussing something classified, and Vlad says to Ivan "just for a laugh, before they hang up, say "thank you"".

Unread post by **qbman1** » 21 Apr 2016, 13:21

I hope they don't tap in to DK's ramblings on here or we will all be in trouble !

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 21 Apr 2016, 13:24

No, just you, Tinks and Stephen

Unread post by **qbman1** » 21 Apr 2016, 13:37

Not quite Burgess, Philby and Maclean is it ?!

Unread post by **qbman1** » 21 Apr 2016, 13:37

....mind you, there was that rumour about Tinks and the Russian !!

Unread post by **Stephen** » 21 Apr 2016, 15:31

Silver_Shiney wrote:
No, just you, Tinks and Stephen

Don't bring me into it, I'm just an innocent bystander.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 21 Apr 2016, 15:33

That's what Kim Philby said !!

Unread post by **Stephen** » 21 Apr 2016, 16:24

Kim who .

Unread post by **qbman1** » 21 Apr 2016, 16:32

The spy one

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 21 Apr 2016, 16:38

Stephen wrote:
Silver_Shiney wrote:
No, just you, Tinks and Stephen

Don't bring me into it, I'm just an innocent bystander.

Well it was either you or DK, but he's bigger than me....

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 21 Apr 2016, 18:11

qbman1 wrote:
The Tinker wrote:
Bill and Bob are the equivalent of AA - its when you get an invite to Friends of Dorothy you need to start worrying lol
There are just so many gaps in my knowledge of the world! I've only just found out what a "flat white" is !!

Isn't that what we used to call white coffee or coffee with milk?

Unread post by **Stephen** » 21 Apr 2016, 18:39

I thought it was someone who got run over for being out of place in Brixton

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 21 Apr 2016, 21:54

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
The Tinker wrote:
Bill and Bob are the equivalent of AA - its when you get an invite to Friends of Dorothy you need to start worrying lol
There are just so many gaps in my knowledge of the world! I've only just found out what a "flat white" is !!
Isn't that what we used to call white coffee or coffee with milk?

dunno - I've often wondered what it is too.

22 Apr 2016, 07:40

I thought it was a type of paint.

Unread post by **towny44** » 22 Apr 2016, 08:37

I thought maybe it was a non fitted plain bed sheet.

Unread post by **The Tinker** » 22 Apr 2016, 09:12

Stop spreading rumours about me and the Russians!!!!

A man comes to Lubyanka (KGB headquarters) and says:
- I am a spy, I want to surrender.

He is asked:
- Whose spy are you?

He says:
- I am an American spy.
- Well, then, you need to go to room #5.

He goes to the room #5:
- I am an American spy, I want to surrender.
- Do you have weapons?
- Yes, I do.
- Please go to room #7.

He goes to the room #7:
- I'm a spy, I want to surrender, I have weapons.
- Please go to room #10.

He goes to the room #10:
- I'm a spy, I want to surrender, I have weapons.
- Do yo have communications equipment?
- Yes, I do.
- Please go to room #20.

He arrives to the room #20:
- I'm a spy, I have weapons and communications equipment, and I want to surrender.

He is asked:
- Do you have a mission?
- Yes, I do.
- Well, then go and execute your mission. Stop distracting people from their work

Putin's sense of humour lol

Unread post by **qbman1** » 22 Apr 2016, 09:37

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
The Tinker wrote:
Bill and Bob are the equivalent of AA - its when you get an invite to Friends of Dorothy you need to start worrying lol
There are just so many gaps in my knowledge of the world! I've only just found out what a "flat white" is !!
Isn't that what we used to call white coffee or coffee with milk?

I looked it up - apparently it's nothing but a smaller version of a latte but it seems people on t'internet get very upset when you call it a latte, saying "it's a totally different drink". What a load of cobbblers !

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 22 Apr 2016, 10:24

You're right, but according to good old Wiki it has the same amount of coffee but less milk so it's stronger. Like the Irish say it's black coffee with milk.

Whatever happened to Camp?

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 22 Apr 2016, 10:42

Probably deemed racist because of the picture on the label of an Indian soldier serving coffee to a seated Scottish soldier outside his tent.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 22 Apr 2016, 11:48

I'm not sure that's the kind of "camp" he meant ?!

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 22 Apr 2016, 11:49

I'll set em up, you knock em down Cubie!

Unread post by **qbman1** » 22 Apr 2016, 11:51

I know, that ex-Scanner Man, he's just too serious sometimes !!

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