Last One to Post Wins

[Silver_Shiney]

in your case, lots of forelock-tugging

[qbman1]

Just back from a reunion with my uni mates. So you can all relax now. Thanks for keeping my place

Blimey - they must all be getting on a bit. Hope you went somewhere with a defibrillator !!

[Stephen]

Just back from a reunion with my uni mates. So you can all relax now. Thanks for keeping my place

Blimey - they must all be getting on a bit. Hope you went somewhere with a defibrillator !!

.....and a battery pack the size of a suit case

[qbman1]

Don't forget the on-call nurse

[Stephen]

You mean nurse Gladys

[qbman1]

She'd be a bit on the young side for those old codgers

[Silver_Shiney]

Hence the need for the defibrillator....

[Mervyn and Trish]

Didn't need the nurse. There was plenty of special Scottish medicine available

[The Tinker]

They have just installed one of these outside our new office for the community. Doesn't look good with all the staff going out for a cigarette and standing underneath it lol!!!!

[Silver_Shiney]

Didn't need the nurse. There was plenty of special Scottish medicine available

Didn't have you pegged as a Tennants Lager lout....

[Mervyn and Trish]

More a Glenlivet lout last night

[Mervyn and Trish]

Of course my mates and I did all study electrical engineering with Edison

[Silver_Shiney]

Of course my mates and I did all study electrical engineering with Edison

watt?

[Mervyn and Trish]

He was in the previous year

[Stephen]

Evening all, as Jack Warner would say

[The Tinker]

Wish it would warm up - running out of coal!

[Ray B]

what a shock.while you lot were asleep I became your new leader. get use to it , all that follow will do so in my footprints.

[towny44]

what a shock.while you lot were asleep I became your new leader. get use to it , all that follow will do so in my footprints.

You're a wee bit junior to be leader Ray, better give way to the senior ranks.

[Silver_Shiney]

what a shock.while you lot were asleep I became your new leader. get use to it , all that follow will do so in my footprints.

You're a wee bit junior to be leader Ray, better give way to the senior ranks.

Quite right, too, there's an established pecking order here, behind me and Merv

[The Tinker]

Morning - a frosty one today!

[qbman1]

Chuck another chair leg on the fire !

[towny44]

what a shock.while you lot were asleep I became your new leader. get use to it , all that follow will do so in my footprints.

You're a wee bit junior to be leader Ray, better give way to the senior ranks.

Quite right, too, there's an established pecking order here, behind me and Merv

Hmmmm yes, but you Merv and a number of others have only reached your higher rankings due to posting such a huge amount of rubbish, its really the quality that counts which is where I top the pile.

[Stephen]

what a shock.while you lot were asleep I became your new leader. get use to it , all that follow will do so in my footprints.

You're a wee bit junior to be leader Ray, better give way to the senior ranks.

Quite right, too, there's an established pecking order here, behind me and Merv

Hmmmm yes, but you Merv and a number of others have only reached your higher rankings due to posting such a huge amount of rubbish, its really the quality that counts which is where I top the pile.

Pile of what though

[qbman1]

Dunno, but most of it has passed through a ferret at some time or another !

[Silver_Shiney]

Pile of what though

Dunno, but most of it has passed through a ferret at some time or another !

Your replies are far more genteel than the one that flashed through my mind, so I think we'll leave it there