Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

My rabbit has now taken to removing the bait from the inside of the traps without triggering them. He obviously tiptoes in and out without touching trigger pad.

I am now thoroughly upset about the mice eating all the germination seeds in the greenhouse. I have had to put them in there so a friend can water whilst we are away but the way it's going there will be nothing left to water by Friday

[Mervyn and Trish]

Well on the bright side your mate can get a lie in.

Have you ever thought of taking up a more vermin proof hobby, like rugby or archery?

[qbman1]

With my luck, they would eat my quiver !

[towny44]

Cubie why not move up north, its too cold for rabbits and mice up here, mind you its also too cold for growing any vegetables either.

[qbman1]

Enough ! Do you lot have any idea how upsetting this is for me ?!

[Mervyn and Trish]

And you think we care all of a sudden?

[qbman1]

A little compassion wouldn't go amiss

[Mervyn and Trish]

Okay then. We're so sorry for sniggering about your rabbit. We hope it dies soon.

(Better?)

[qbman1]

Only if it takes a few mice down with it !

[Mervyn and Trish]

Okay then

[qbman1]

Manager and Director been and gone. They thought you and your daughter looked very distinguished in your piccy Merv !

[Mervyn and Trish]

Thanks Cubie. Hmmmm.

[Stephen]

You're just taking the p*ss Shiney.

(But at least you can)

I find that remark rather cutting Merv and a bit below the belt.

[towny44]

You're just taking the p*ss Shiney.

(But at least you can)

I find that remark rather cutting Merv and a bit below the belt.

Seems we are back to Emergency ward 10, or is it Doctor in the house.

[Stephen]

Carry on Matron

[Silver_Shiney]

You're just taking the p*ss Shiney.

(But at least you can)

I find that remark rather cutting Merv and a bit below the belt.

That's about the size of it.

[Stephen]

You're just taking the p*ss Shiney.

(But at least you can)

I find that remark rather cutting Merv and a bit below the belt.

That's about the size of it.

You mean large

[Mervyn and Trish]

Well before the little op maybe. ......

[Stephen]

It's how you use it that counts. I find its now good for stiring warm tea

[qbman1]

Am I too late ?

[qbman1]

Carry on Matron

Dangerous words from a man in your position !

[Silver_Shiney]

Am I too late ?

For Stephen's tea? No, you go right ahead mate.

[qbman1]

Tastes a bit salty !

[Silver_Shiney]

Tastes a bit salty !

way too much information

[qbman1]

I had a Waitrose salted caramel pud for lunch. I'm starting to worry now !