Last One to Post Wins

[Jan Rosser]

No, I'm safely on dry land after a trip on a rather better boat

Well come on then, spill the beans, what ship and where.

He's kept this one very close to his chest, hasn't he?

And we thought he was our (ship) mate - we'll make him walk the plank if he doesn't tell

[Mervyn and Trish]

All will be revealed on our return, when I have more time to bash out a review

[Silver_Shiney]

All will be revealed on our return, when I have more time to bash out a review

Not all, I hope - you could get two years for that

[Stephen]

He's probably working behind the iron curtain..........at Magnitogorsk, and they have thrown in a free cruise on the Lyubov Orlova.

[towny44]

Quiet on here this morning, has everyone sailed away with Merv without telling me?

[Dark Knight]

Morning all

[Silver_Shiney]

No, still here leading

[Mervyn and Trish]

Along with me. Have you been away?

[Stephen]

No but he should be

[Silver_Shiney]

No but he should be

He is away - with the fairies!

[Not so ancient mariner]

I'm still around, and apparently in the lead.

[Silver_Shiney]

I'm still around, and apparently in the lead.

but only "apparently" - appearances can be deceptive, dear chap.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Has Batty re-appeared yet? Apparently they had two helicopter evacuations on his cruise....

[towny44]

Has Batty re-appeared yet? Apparently they had two helicopter evacuations on his cruise....

Could have been Batty auditioning to be the new bond.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Would that be Brooke Bond, or his younger brother Basildon?

[Silver_Shiney]

With all his work jollies, I'd have thought corporate bond...

[Mervyn and Trish]

I've been reading his reports on another thread and he's not been chucked off yet. But I'm only up to Day 7. Just saying.......

[Not so ancient mariner]

There's time yet then.........

[Stephen]

Good morning from your leader. And a bright one it is too.......unlike some on here

[Silver_Shiney]

Thank you Stephen, but your leader is quite capable of saying good morning for himself. Your humble obeisance is, however, duly noted

[towny44]

Humble, bumble, you're both wrong of course 'cos 'tis I who is in the lead.

[Silver_Shiney]

not lead, Towny, leash - being pulled by us.

[towny44]

Rhubarb!!!

[Silver_Shiney]

Yes please, in a crumble with lots of custard!

[Stephen]

Yes please, in a crumble with lots of custard!

Now you're talking my language