Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

It'll be Baltic out there !

[Mervyn and Trish]

On the bright you won't have to transit the BoB unless the Captain is lost

[qbman1]

If you get the one we had, there is a fair chance of that - didn't seem to know what day of the week it was !

[Stephen]

I'm on the malt if that's okay Blod. Ta.

Ooh right then you have a choice - I have a Dalmore 12 year old malt or a William Grant Finest Reserve malt - did you say a double

I'll try both please Jan......bottles that is

The way the weather is this morning I might as well stay in bed today with a whisky comforter. It's pis*ing chucking it down at the moment. At least it'll be a good test for the drainage we recently had installed.

Oh dear Stephen come to Wales - we have blue skies and the sun is shining but it is very windy - great for the washing

Oh well, if your taking in washing I'm on my way. But then perhaps not, I don't want you going all Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch on me

[Not so ancient mariner]

'Tis in Cumbria as it is in Cambria.

[qbman1]

Bleak ?

[Stephen]

Persistently pouring here again

[Silver_Shiney]

'tis somewhat soggy here, too

[Mervyn and Trish]

Dull but dry here.

Well that's me. Not checked the weather yet

[qbman1]

A tad moist in Middle England - must get out and feel me seaweed

[Stephen]

A tad moist in Middle England - must get out and feel me seaweed

Isn't that an offence these days

[qbman1]

It's OK so long as you do it in the privacy of your own home with another consenting adult

[Silver_Shiney]

too much information....

[qbman1]

You can never have too much info - which is what I told P&O Customer Services when I sent them a 4-page letter detailing our misfortunes on the last cruise !! Goldie strikes again !

[Silver_Shiney]

so when the compo arrives, it's your round

[qbman1]

We have already had £100 on board so anything extra will be a bonus but not expecting it. We just want them to sort themselves out so none of us have problems on future cruises. Anyways, always happy to share so begging letters to......Merv !

[Mervyn and Trish]

Well at least when I moan about the toilets I can point out they were notified of the issue a month ago by an esteemed Goldie so if they've failed to fix it the compo should be at least double.

[qbman1]

Just mention my name to Anita - the Reception Manager - and she will literally be throwing cash at you !!

[Stephen]

Just mention my name to Anita - the Reception Manager - and she will literally be throwing cash at you !!

I don't think so. I'm keeping schtum. We're on Aurora next month. Mention your name and they'll be off loading us at the next port.

[qbman1]

....especially after Merv's finished with them! And he's got Sachin, the cabin steward with the tip fetish !

[Stephen]

I heard it's the other way round since Merv is doing a bit of moonlight DJ'ing on board

[qbman1]

Can't be any worse than the one they've got at the moment ! Come to think of it - he looks a bit like you !!

[Stephen]

What, good looking

[qbman1]

That'll be it then

[Stephen]

Time you were getting home to rabbit watch