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Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 11 Jun 2016, 12:26

But they won't hear you at the back anyway my good chap.

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 11 Jun 2016, 13:11

You mean those at the back won't hear me, surely!

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 11 Jun 2016, 16:51

That's what I meant, though my English was rather ambiguous!

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 11 Jun 2016, 16:52

As Tim Vine said last night. "I once went out with a call called Simile. I don't know what I met 'er for"

Unread post by **Stephen** » 11 Jun 2016, 17:04

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
That's what I meant, though my English was rather ambiguous!

Ambi who

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 11 Jun 2016, 17:05

Nice waitress Cubie fancies

Unread post by **Stephen** » 11 Jun 2016, 17:10

Where, at the rabbit and ferret

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 11 Jun 2016, 17:58

Don't mention rabbits. You'll start his twitch again

Unread post by **Stephen** » 12 Jun 2016, 08:10

I see we're all having a lay-in this morning.

Unread post by **towny44** » 12 Jun 2016, 08:11

Speak for yourself Stephen, I have been up and about for a while now.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 12 Jun 2016, 13:51

Been busy listening to the Archers and loading all the rubbish out of the old car into the new one

Unread post by **towny44** » 12 Jun 2016, 14:18

I trust you have taken the opportunity to cull the rubbish.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 12 Jun 2016, 14:47

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
Been busy listening to the Archers and loading all the rubbish out of the old car into the new one

Things like, flask, blanket, nodding dog, leather driving gloves, 'Old Git On Board' sticker, leather bound map, triangle, AA badge for the grill etc...

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 12 Jun 2016, 15:10

Don't forget the dangly dice. Apart from that you pretty much have it covered

Unread post by **Stephen** » 12 Jun 2016, 16:00

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12 Jun 2016, 22:40

You forgot the green sunvisor across the top of the windscreen with Merv & Trish on it.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 13 Jun 2016, 07:33

and the fluffy seat covers

Unread post by **qbman1** » 13 Jun 2016, 09:25

Stephen wrote:
and the fluffy seat covers

Not very practical at Merv's age - they don't clean up very well !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 13 Jun 2016, 09:47

True, best he goes for plastic

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 13 Jun 2016, 10:11

The model I've chosen is top of the range with a self flushing commode and automatic bottom wiper

Unread post by **qbman1** » 13 Jun 2016, 10:23

Ah, that'll be the Skoda Incontinence !

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 13 Jun 2016, 13:11

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
The model I've chosen is top of the range with a self flushing commode and automatic bottom wiper

In other words, it's a rust bucket with no seat and a hole in the floor that his cheeky bits hang through and get scraped clean by the road....

Unread post by **qbman1** » 13 Jun 2016, 13:18

I don't think Merv's ever actually reached the ground !!

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 13 Jun 2016, 14:23

It's got very low suspension

Unread post by **qbman1** » 13 Jun 2016, 14:27

You sure it's not a go-kart ?!

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