Last One to Post Wins

[Silver_Shiney]

I can't remember, only done it once. I'll try to remember to look and report back later

[Not so ancient mariner]

Thanks for that cheery report Tinks. Off shopping today at Lakeside with Mrs S so not too bothered about the weather.

The Aquarium of the Lakes is worth a visit.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Morning all - we're off to Ikea for breakfast shortly

Never looked at their menu for breakfast - does it include the meatballs?

No, but you have to put it together yourself and there's always a sausage missing.

[Not so ancient mariner]

That's about the nuts & bolts of it.............!

[qbman1]

I shall be following the news feeds for reports of an Essex Man going berserk at Lakeside

[Mervyn and Trish]

What about a Bristol man when he finds his sausage is missing?

[qbman1]

This is all going to push that little football match off the front pages tomorrow

[Silver_Shiney]

Morning all - we're off to Ikea for breakfast shortly

Never looked at their menu for breakfast - does it include the meatballs?

No meatballs. Full English £2.75 (£2.25 for Family Club Card) - two rashers, two sausages, two hash browns, omelette, half a tomato, baked beans. Mushrooms or black pudding 30p extra. FCC holders get free tea or coffee on weekdays.

[qbman1]

What? No missing sausage?

[Silver_Shiney]

What? No missing sausage?

No sir, everything present and correct (and very tasty)

[qbman1]

I'm probably a terrible snob but I would never trust a breakfast that cost £2.25 !!

[Silver_Shiney]

It was perfectly good, Cubie, frankly I don't see how they can make a profit from it, but that's their problem!

[qbman1]

Probably subsidised as they expect that once there, you will be tempted to buy a flat-pack rabbit hutch !!

[Silver_Shiney]

We only went to return a small shelving unit that we'd bought and was now surplus to requirements.

We ended up buying a pair of curtains, some laminate flooring, a desk lamp, two office chairs and some batteries....

[qbman1]

See.....no such thing as a cheap breakfast. Those Swedes aren't turnips !!

[Mervyn and Trish]

We only went to return a small shelving unit that we'd bought and was now surplus to requirements.

We ended up buying a pair of curtains, some laminate flooring, a desk lamp, two office chairs and some batteries....

That's you next few days then putting that lot together.

[qbman1]

We only went to return a small shelving unit that we'd bought and was now surplus to requirements.

We ended up buying a pair of curtains, some laminate flooring, a desk lamp, two office chairs and some batteries....

That's you next few days then putting that lot together.

Does that include the curtains ?!

[Mervyn and Trish]

I imagine being Ikea they come as a roll of fabric and a bit of tape to put the hooks in.

[qbman1]

But at least they're cheap !

[Mervyn and Trish]

LIke most of us on here

[qbman1]

Cheap, but not cheerful

[Mervyn and Trish]

Good lord no. It's ruined my life being on here

[qbman1]

The ModPlods are expecting your compo claim now

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm drafting it

[qbman1]

Try to keep it a bit shorter than my last 4 page missive to P&O