Last One to Post Wins

[Silver_Shiney]

Well would you look at that I've been in the lead all night and I still am, just where is that Shiney Bristolian when you want to rub his nose in it.

Way out in front, John boy, way out in front is where I am

[towny44]

Are you sure?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Well he was till I took over the shift.

[Stephen]

Shift it .

[Silver_Shiney]

No need to call me or the ferret king an "it", young man

[Stephen]

Young!.....I wish

I'll rephrase. SHIFT YOUR AR*E

[Mervyn and Trish]

Stephen? Young man? Is that grammatically correct?

[Silver_Shiney]

Stephen? Young man? Is that grammatically correct?

welllll, it sounds better than "old f@rt"...

[Mervyn and Trish]

Accuracy is all.

[towny44]

I can do accurate, and still be in the lead.

[Silver_Shiney]

I can do accurate, and still be in the lead.

You possibly could but you never do

[towny44]

I can do accurate, and still be in the lead.

You possibly could but you never do

It take a special person to always be number one, I would find that a little tiresome.

[Silver_Shiney]

I can do accurate, and still be in the lead.

You possibly could but you never do

It take a special person to always be number one, I would find that a little tiresome.

My dear fellow, Merv and I thank you for your humble recognition of our supreme qualities

[Mervyn and Trish]

Hear hear. Always good to reward effort.

[Happydays]

Wakey,wakey rise and shine. The sun is out better be quick before it turns to rain

[Silver_Shiney]

It's already been raining here but good morning anyway!

[Mervyn and Trish]

Breezy here but leading

[Stephen]

Stephen? Young man? Is that grammatically correct?

Merv, old boy, possibly.

[towny44]

Beautiful sunshine in the garden which faces east, black clouds at the front which is west looking towards Lancashire, so not really surprised.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Not sure I was ready for a geography lesson this morning! Which direction are the dark satanic mills, the workhouses and the pigeon lofts?

[towny44]

Not sure I was ready for a geography lesson this morning! Which direction are the dark satanic mills, the workhouses and the pigeon lofts?

The mills went along with all their jobs, the workhouses have been replaced by food banks and the pigeon lofts are no longer, the unemployable now seem to keep fighting dogs as their preferred hobby; and our town centre now has 30% empty shops, but overdoses of betting shops, payday lenders and charity shops, if you dare venture out amongst the winos and general layabouts.

[towny44]

Look at this I'm so far out in front that poor old Merv and Shiney will give themselves a heart attack trying to catch up, careful boys don't over exert yourselves.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Not sure I was ready for a geography lesson this morning! Which direction are the dark satanic mills, the workhouses and the pigeon lofts?

The mills went along with all their jobs, the workhouses have been replaced by food banks and the pigeon lofts are no longer, the unemployable now seem to keep fighting dogs as their preferred hobby; and our town centre now has 30% empty shops, but overdoses of betting shops, payday lenders and charity shops, if you dare venture out amongst the winos and general layabouts.

Sounds idyllic. We are perhaps fortunate that our town centre has few empty shops. Well below the national average.

p.s. you were saying?

[towny44]

I will just take over again Merv whilst you get your breath back.

[Stephen]

Isn't it time for your aerobics class John