Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

Now, what shall I do first today....pointless, puerile or predictable ?

I think you managed all of them with your last 3 posts.

I note that very little has changed in the last 2 days.

And you were expecting.......?

[Mervyn and Trish]

He is such an optimist......

[qbman1]

But he keep coming back - he must love us all really !

[Mervyn and Trish]

Calamity pay him to come to keep flogging their ships

[qbman1]

Well, somebody should

[Mervyn and Trish]

Sorry, I mistyped that.

Calamity flog him to keep paying for their ships

[qbman1]

Ah, that's clearly the attraction, then

[Silver_Shiney]

and there was me thinking the flogging was because of the ferrets...

[qbman1]

Do Calamity allow ferrets on board ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Cunard allow cats and dogs, so with Calamity being a far superior line they surely won't want to be left behind.

[Silver_Shiney]

Do Calamity allow ferrets on board ?

No, but who can tell what a Yorkshireman has down his trouser legs?

[Silver_Shiney]

Cunard allow cats and dogs, so with Calamity being a far superior line they surely won't want to be left behind.

I knew QM2 had kennels for the pooches, but I didn't know moggies could go too.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Do Calamity allow ferrets on board ?

No, but who can tell what a Yorkshireman has down his trouser legs?

I don't want to know.

[qbman1]

They will probably need to install a pigeon loft as well then.

Can I take my pussy on QE ? He'd love the croquet lawn !

[qbman1]

Do Calamity allow ferrets on board ?

No, but who can tell what a Yorkshireman has down his trouser legs?

You just have to take off the bicycle clips to check !

[Mervyn and Trish]

Cunard allow cats and dogs, so with Calamity being a far superior line they surely won't want to be left behind.

I knew QM2 had kennels for the pooches, but I didn't know moggies could go too.

According to their latest magazine they can.

[Mervyn and Trish]

They will probably need to install a pigeon loft as well then.

Can I take my pussy on QE ? He'd love the croquet lawn !

Not sure they can go on QE.

Of course we know that CMV and Thomson allow bats

[qbman1]

Do cats get seasick ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

No idea. You could research it.

[Mervyn and Trish]

You could probably get an EU grant.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Take bunny too

[qbman1]

You could probably get an EU grant.

Have to be quick, before Ms May whips us out

[Mervyn and Trish]

You have a while yet. She's got to sort out a train seat for Jezzer first

[qbman1]

Probably get a EU grant for that as well

[Mervyn and Trish]

Just as a matter of interest, I just did a dummy booking for the exact train Jezzer "couldn't find a seat on" for next week and would have been able to book seats for two people together - in fact choices of the same. Shame he didn't think to do that.