Last One to Post Wins

[towny44]

Cunard allow cats and dogs, so with Calamity being a far superior line they surely won't want to be left behind.

Clearly the number of posts you make about Celebrity does seem to point to an insecurity about your choice of cruise line, otherwise you would just shrug your shoulders and ignore my comments.

[qbman1]

He probably did - but where's the political capital in that ?!

[Not so ancient mariner]

Probably saw it as another opportunity to put the old spurtle to use!

[qbman1]

I always knew it was for stirring me porridge with !

[Stephen]

It's when you get out of bed for the fourth time in the night to visit the bathroom !

That sounds dodgy. Trouble with the old sprinkler by any chance.

[qbman1]

Not so old - and it's more like a coiled hose for you info !

[Mervyn and Trish]

Not a power washer then

[Not so ancient mariner]

You mean a fine spray that goes everywhere?

[Silver_Shiney]

more a persistent slow drip?

[Not so ancient mariner]

You might think that.....I could not possibly comment.

[towny44]

more a persistent slow drip?

Now that's a comment that could apply to quite a few posters on here.

[Silver_Shiney]

more a persistent slow drip?

Now that's a comment that could apply to quite a few posters on here.

Where is QBob these days?

[towny44]

more a persistent slow drip?

Now that's a comment that could apply to quite a few posters on here.

Where is QBob these days?

Probably upped sticks to the continent, unless he's just sulking; I do hope he's not suffering from Brexitisis.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Moved to a local offshore tax haven? Isle of Man perhaps?

[Stephen]

more a persistent slow drip?

I see where your coming from Alan

[Not so ancient mariner]

It absolutely heaved it down here during the night,

[Stephen]

Like the Gobi desert here.

[towny44]

Misty and grey in God's own county this morning.

[Silver_Shiney]

Are you down in Gloucestershire on holiday then, John?

[towny44]

Have you got the same weather down in the Welsh borders then Alan?

[Silver_Shiney]

Not really misty, but very overcast, John. Fairly cool, too - a pleasant change from the recent humidity.

Anyway, enough of the weather forecast, let the abuse recommence!

[Mervyn and Trish]

Okay then. You..... you.... you .... person you. That's the best I can do so far

[Silver_Shiney]

Okay then. You..... you.... you .... person you. That's the best I can do so far

[Stephen]

All quiet at the back today

[Mervyn and Trish]

Perhaps Towny's lost his voice