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Unread post by **qbman1** » 08 Sep 2016, 14:31

I'm currently on a vigorous training regime so I will be fit enough to complete the whole tour of the ship on foot - I haven't walked that far in years !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 08 Sep 2016, 15:22

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
Already tiddling down here. But summer is back tomorrow apparently. I blame Brexit. And the Methodists.

I demand some compo. Got any spare forms Merv.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 08 Sep 2016, 15:25

Lovely day here. Sunny with a light breeze. 23.3 in the shade, perfec

Unread post by **qbman1** » 08 Sep 2016, 15:26

You can all have a quiet day again tomorrow - I am off to Cirencester for yet another meeting.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 08 Sep 2016, 15:37

Stephen wrote:
Mervyn and Trish wrote:
Already tiddling down here. But summer is back tomorrow apparently. I blame Brexit. And the Methodists.
I demand some compo. Got any spare forms Merv.

I'll send you a carbon copy of Cubie's four page letter.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 08 Sep 2016, 15:38

qbman1 wrote:
You can all have a quiet day again tomorrow - I am off to Cirencester for yet another meeting.

AA?

Unread post by **Stephen** » 08 Sep 2016, 15:39

Don't like the sound of that qb. Friday afternoon meetings normally spell trouble. They'll probably let you stew over the weekend then pop your P45 in the post Monday. But hey, you never know, I could just be talking bo**ocks

Unread post by **qbman1** » 08 Sep 2016, 15:40

"carbon copy" ? How quaint !

The letter works, though - by changing just a few words, it meets every eventuality !

Unread post by **qbman1** » 08 Sep 2016, 15:40

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
You can all have a quiet day again tomorrow - I am off to Cirencester for yet another meeting.
AA?

No - RAC !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 08 Sep 2016, 15:44

Going posh hey. 'Royal Alcoholics Club'

Unread post by **qbman1** » 08 Sep 2016, 15:48

Princess Margaret founded it

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 08 Sep 2016, 15:49

Stephen wrote:
Don't like the sound of that qb. Friday afternoon meetings normally spell trouble. They'll probably let you stew over the weekend then pop your P45 in the post Monday. But hey, you never know,I could just be talking bo**ocks :o

Surely not? That would be a first on this thread

Unread post by **Stephen** » 08 Sep 2016, 15:52

Absolutely Merv. We're all highly inter, introlec, inletrecu, very clever.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 08 Sep 2016, 15:52

qbman1 wrote:
"carbon copy" ? How quaint !

The letter works, though - by changing just a few words, it meets every eventuality !

Yes, who remembers carbon paper?

I'm sure I recall a major feature of your letter was a complaint about a failure with the plumbing. So it should cover Stephen's case perfectly

Unread post by **qbman1** » 08 Sep 2016, 15:53

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
Stephen wrote:
Don't like the sound of that qb. Friday afternoon meetings normally spell trouble. They'll probably let you stew over the weekend then pop your P45 in the post Monday. But hey, you never know,I could just be talking bo**ocks :o
Surely not? That would be a first on this thread

At least it makes a change from the usual cobblers

Unread post by **qbman1** » 08 Sep 2016, 15:53

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
"carbon copy" ? How quaint !

The letter works, though - by changing just a few words, it meets every eventuality !
Yes, who remembers carbon paper?

I'm sure I recall a major feature of your letter was a complaint about a failure with the plumbing. So it should cover Stephen's case perfectly

It also involved a lot of banging outside the window

Unread post by **Stephen** » 08 Sep 2016, 15:54

Spot on Merv. How much for a copy qb. And what you do outside your cabin window is your business

Unread post by **qbman1** » 08 Sep 2016, 15:56

Stephen wrote:
Spot on Merv. How much for a copy qb. And what you do outside your cabin window is your business

Not when you're parked opposite Harmony of the Seas, it isn't !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 08 Sep 2016, 15:58

Never stopped you before......so Merv told me confidentially

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 08 Sep 2016, 15:59

I had a problem on our last cruise with a strange woman hammering on the door in the middle of the night. In the end I got up and let her out

Unread post by **Stephen** » 08 Sep 2016, 16:07

Boom boom.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 08 Sep 2016, 16:11

The old ones are the best.... I tried to tell her

Unread post by **qbman1** » 08 Sep 2016, 16:12

Stephen wrote:
Boom boom.

Is that your best Basil Brush impersonation ?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 08 Sep 2016, 16:27

qbman1 wrote:
"carbon copy" ? How quaint !

The letter works, though - by changing just a few words, it meets every eventuality !

Just thought I'd share my latest keyboard.....

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Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 08 Sep 2016, 16:57

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
"carbon copy" ? How quaint !

The letter works, though - by changing just a few words, it meets every eventuality !
Yes, who remembers carbon paper?

I'm sure I recall a major feature of your letter was a complaint about a failure with the plumbing. So it should cover Stephen's case perfectly

The office's bank still uses it in the paying-in book.

I could do with a couple of large sheets, if anyone knows where I can get some from...

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