Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

"carbon copy" ? How quaint !

The letter works, though - by changing just a few words, it meets every eventuality !

Yes, who remembers carbon paper?

I'm sure I recall a major feature of your letter was a complaint about a failure with the plumbing. So it should cover Stephen's case perfectly

The office's bank still uses it in the paying-in book.

I could do with a couple of large sheets, if anyone knows where I can get some from...

I believe Dunelm Mill is quite good for bedding

[Stephen]

Plastic or cotton

[Silver_Shiney]

Well, when I went to Dunelm, the girl asked if I wanted bedding. Didn't realise it was that sort of place....

[Stephen]

They're very forward there.....so Merv tells me

[Mervyn and Trish]

Sounds like a Seaside B&B doesn't it? Dunelm. Very bijoux

[qbman1]

Although in Shiney's experience, it would probably be called Dunbonking

[Silver_Shiney]

Although in Shiney's experience, it would probably be called Dunbonking

For some reason, I am reminded of an advert the Goons did for a major high street bank many years ago... "bark with banklays for better thinking, Neddy"

[The Tinker]

Well - so much for the hottest day in 55 years - here it was dark, thunder and lightening, hailstones and continuous rain all day. Telephone went off and electric kept flickering! Sun has come out now but what a waste of a day!

[Jan Rosser]

Well - so much for the hottest day in 55 years - here it was dark, thunder and lightening, hailstones and continuous rain all day. Telephone went off and electric kept flickering! Sun has come out now but what a waste of a day!

Sounds like the day we've had here Tinks - thunder and lightning and showers on and off all day - sun promised for us tomorrow - believe it when I see it

[towny44]

You two seem to have exported your thunderstorms to us, quite a light show and heavy rain, but probably not as bad as at Manchester city.

[Not so ancient mariner]

We have a thunderstorm & heavy rain here now, but apart from one 10minute downpour, daylight hours were very nice.

[Stephen]

We had a glorious day. BBQ'd mid afternoon.

[Silver_Shiney]

Looks like being a scorcher here today

[Mervyn and Trish]

Sunshine after the storm today.

[Stephen]

Another blinder here as well.
Having some wardrobes fitted today. Don't envy the fitter later on when the sun hits that room. Hot as hell

[towny44]

Can you please send some sun to Huddersfield today, its grey and murky out there, suits our mood though since we lost our unbeaten run at Brighton last night.

[Stephen]

Your wish is my command.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/

[qbman1]

Feels like Marbella here today

[Stephen]

30 deg yesterday.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Probably 30 deg tomorrow too. Fahrneheit!

[towny44]

Waiting for the mist to clear here.

[qbman1]

Just enjoy the obscured view of 'Uddersfield whilst you can !

[Mervyn and Trish]

That's the best view by far

[qbman1]

It looks OK from here - but I wouldn't want to get much closer !

[towny44]

Hey you three, I am allowed to insult Huddersfield, you certainly are not.