Last One to Post Wins

[towny44]

Having to use the tablet while I get the ferrets fed and watered ready to power up the laptop.
Hoping that the Win 10 upgrade has now settled down and it will run smoothly today, so you can now hop it Merv while I take over.

[Stephen]

Bu99er off. Your leader and mentor has returned

[towny44]

Swearing on Strictly might be OK but between friends on here, that's just not cricket, and by the way I have not gone anywhere.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Bu99er off. Your leader and mentor has returned

Thank you for announcing my regal entrance Stephen.

[Silver_Shiney]

and we know that Towny hasn't moved forward from the back of the pack

[Stephen]

Swearing on Strictly might be OK but between friends on here, that's just not cricket, and by the way I have not gone anywhere.

When did that come into play. And I never liked cricket either

[towny44]

This thread is now becoming very threadbare, is everyone having a lie in today?

[Stephen]

No. I'm just getting over he shock of the cost of new circuit board for our boiler.

[Silver_Shiney]

As established leaders, it isn't really necessary for us to be every minute of every day holding the hands of the stragglers, is it?

[qbman1]

Just a brief visit to reaffirm my position at the head of the peloton. Day out at Malvern Autumn Show yesterday and Ship Visit to MS Behemoth tomorrow.

[towny44]

As established leaders, it isn't really necessary for us to be every minute of every day holding the hands of the stragglers, is it?

Look you and Merv can hold hands if that floats your boat, but don't ask me to come to the back to join you.

[towny44]

Just a brief visit to reaffirm my position at the head of the peloton. Day out at Malvern Autumn Show yesterday and Ship Visit to MS Behemoth tomorrow.

Remember to take a tape measure for those miniscule lifts Cubie.

[Silver_Shiney]

As established leaders, it isn't really necessary for us to be every minute of every day holding the hands of the stragglers, is it?

Look you and Merv can hold hands if that floats your boat, but don't ask me to come to the back to join you.

You're the expert at being at the back, old son

[Mervyn and Trish]

Just a brief visit to reaffirm my position at the head of the peloton. Day out at Malvern Autumn Show yesterday and Ship Visit to MS Behemoth tomorrow.

Remember to take a tape measure for those miniscule lifts Cubie.

Of course ship's visits are cunningly timed to happen when the vessel is almost empty, so I'm sure the lifts will behave perfectly.

[towny44]

As established leaders, it isn't really necessary for us to be every minute of every day holding the hands of the stragglers, is it?

Look you and Merv can hold hands if that floats your boat, but don't ask me to come to the back to join you.

You're the expert at being at the back, old son

Expert - I most assuredly am, Old son - definitely have to admit to being old, and too old to be your son, which tells me that your wrong again as usual.

[Stephen]

Calm down, calm down.

[towny44]

That was me being calm, just wait until I get angry.

[Silver_Shiney]

Expert - I most assuredly am, Old son - definitely have to admit to being old, and too old to be your son, which tells me that your wrong again as usual.

"Expert": x = the unknown; spurt = drip under pressure


Your turn

[Silver_Shiney]

Calm down, calm down.

My wind-up is obviously getting the wind up

[Not so ancient mariner]

"Expert": x = the unknown; spurt = drip under pressure


Your turn

I always thought it was 'Ex' as in 'has been' !

[Stephen]

Morning campers. Chilly round the Urals this morning.

[Silver_Shiney]

Wouldn't know, we've got an indoor lav!

[towny44]

Wouldn't know, we've got an indoor lav!

Would that be a porta-potty?

[Silver_Shiney]

Wouldn't know, we've got an indoor lav!

Would that be a porta-potty?

How did you know?

[Stephen]

Wouldn't know, we've got an indoor lav!

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