Last One to Post Wins

[Stephen]

I bet the current American intern are hiding the big red button as we speak, regardless of which candidate gets in. I know I would.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Evening all. I see the 2017 P&O calendars are out, as our copies arrived today.

[Silver_Shiney]

who gets those?

[Not so ancient mariner]

who gets those?

......as in the names of the recipients, or what you have to have done to warrant getting them?

[Stephen]

crawling you mean

[Silver_Shiney]

who gets those?

......as in the names of the recipients, or what you have to have done to warrant getting them?

No, how do you get selected to receive them?

[Not so ancient mariner]

No, how do you get selected to receive them?

I assumed that some on this august group would get them as they had amassed so many loyalty points from all their cruises. Unfortunately, I'm afraid that doesn't include me. I got them because it's my photo on the front cover....

[Silver_Shiney]

It's not who you know, or what you know, but what you know about them, then!

[Not so ancient mariner]

Something like that.

[towny44]

Just had to order my brochure from the P&O site, it says they have been sent out to those people who have requested mailings from P&O. I don't think I have deliberately said no mailings but clearly they have me marked down as "Do not send a Brochure unless he asks", I have no idea how to change this on their system, but I imagine they won't know either.

[Not so ancient mariner]

I haven't had a brochure sent, but the postman must have delivered just about every other bit of promotional material P&O have published this year.

[Ray B]

just waiting for the 2017 P&O calendar to arrive don't you know, but as you are all in your beds I will take the night shift. This partying does take it out of you, but I think I can carry this through till the morning.

[towny44]

Ray, thanks for looking after things while I slept, but you can knock off now and get some well earned rest.

[Mervyn and Trish]

In your dreams

[towny44]

No, it was Ray's chance to dream that I was discussing.

[qbman1]

who gets those?

Important loyal customers.....like me !

[Silver_Shiney]

who gets those?

Important loyal customers.....like me !

What evidence do you have that important loyal customers like you - or even know who you are?

[qbman1]

Because I don't have to sit with the Great Unwashed in the Embarkation Lounge

[Silver_Shiney]

Ah - that was you standing outside in the rain!!

[Mervyn and Trish]

He's not allowed inside since the "accident"

[Not so ancient mariner]

I can see why they might appreciate your absence.

[Mervyn and Trish]

He gets loyalty points for every day he doesn't sail!

[Not so ancient mariner]

That would explain it!

[qbman1]

The rest of the passengers are embarrassed to be seen with me so now they just rush me through check-in !

[Not so ancient mariner]

Yes, honesty is always the best policy.