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Unread post by **qbman1** » 13 Dec 2016, 15:57

I found that our rats are far too clever. We caught 3 in the 4 traps on the first night, then 1 the second and they haven't been near them since. They see their friends flat on their back with their legs in the air and then steer well clear !

Unread post by **towny44** » 13 Dec 2016, 17:51

qbman1 wrote:
I found that our rats are far too clever. We caught 3 in the 4 traps on the first night, then 1 the second and they haven't been near them since. They see their friends flat on their back with their legs in the air and then steer well clear !

Maybe you should empty them and hope that rats have poor memories.

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 14 Dec 2016, 08:49

qbman1 wrote:
I found that our rats are far too clever. We caught 3 in the 4 traps on the first night, then 1 the second and they haven't been near them since. They see their friends flat on their back with their legs in the air and then steer well clear !

Unread post by **qbman1** » 14 Dec 2016, 11:11

No luck with the elves last night so it was back to Dirty Gertie from number thirty !

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 14 Dec 2016, 11:31

Did you offer her beer to make her leer, sherry to make her merry, whisky to make her frisky or brandy to make her drunk?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 14 Dec 2016, 11:45

Horlicks !

Unread post by **qbman1** » 14 Dec 2016, 11:52

I did suggest gin to make her thin so that was the end of that !

Unread post by **towny44** » 14 Dec 2016, 15:03

Mouse number 2 now accounted for, hope its not a massive family!

Unread post by **qbman1** » 14 Dec 2016, 15:26

I hope you are giving them all a fit and proper burial

Unread post by **Stephen** » 14 Dec 2016, 17:17

qbman1 wrote:
I hope you are giving them all a fit and proper burial

.....via the cat

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Dec 2016, 09:54

If he had a cat it would have been much easier than fannying around with those traps !

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 15 Dec 2016, 13:17

Can't the ferrets go and earn their keep?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Dec 2016, 13:26

The mice are holding them hostage !

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 15 Dec 2016, 13:28

qbman1 wrote:
The mice are holding them hostage !

Unread post by **towny44** » 15 Dec 2016, 14:20

Silver_Shiney wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
The mice are holding them hostage !

No cat anymore, no ferrets, I assume Cubie was responsible for that misrepresentation, something about northerners keeping ferrets and wearing flat caps, and no I don't have one of those either.
Anyway I am still waiting to catch number 3, since I assume "mouseketeers" come in threes.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Dec 2016, 14:24

towny44 wrote:
Silver_Shiney wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
The mice are holding them hostage !

Not cat anymore, no ferrets, I assume Cubie was responsiblefor that misrepresentation, something about northerners keeping ferrets and wearing flat caps, and no I don't have one of those either.
Anyway I am still waiting to catch number 3, since I assume "mouseketeers" come in threes.

Wasn't me guv' - I'm irresponsible !

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Dec 2016, 15:13

towny44 wrote:
Silver_Shiney wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
The mice are holding them hostage !

No cat anymore, no ferrets, I assume Cubie was responsible for that misrepresentation, something about northerners keeping ferrets and wearing flat caps, and no I don't have one of those either.
Anyway I am still waiting to catch number 3, since I assume "mouseketeers" come in threes.

No, silly, they come by the score !

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 15 Dec 2016, 16:26

You'll be telling us next Towny that you didn't work in t'pit in t'morning and t'mill in t'afternoon

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Dec 2016, 16:35

And don't forget 'e was up t'chimneys 'til 'e was 11

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 15 Dec 2016, 16:42

And earned a farthing a week

Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Dec 2016, 16:47

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
And earned a farthing a week

A WEEK

. I only got a groat a month with half a day off a year.

Unread post by **Jan Rosser** » 15 Dec 2016, 16:52

You lot crack me up - honestly you don't deserve to lead - let me take on the challenge

Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Dec 2016, 17:08

Well, that didn't last long Jan.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 15 Dec 2016, 20:42

Stephen wrote:
Mervyn and Trish wrote:
And earned a farthing a week
A WEEK . I only got a groat a month with half a day off a year.

Half a day off a year? What, every year? How cushy

Unread post by **Stephen** » 16 Dec 2016, 07:59

It was my long service award from the bosses wife

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