Last One to Post Wins

[Mervyn and Trish]

Maybe they've come out?

[Stephen]

You've had far too long in from Merv. It must be time for your aerobics class

[Silver_Shiney]

Quiet there at the back... Have you all fallen asleep?

[Stephen]

I'm always watching, I never sleep. Be very affraid

[Silver_Shiney]

So you're awake - but still at the back

[Stephen]

You must be due for an eye test Alan

[towny44]

What on his glass eye?

[Silver_Shiney]

Have you got a squint there, Towny? Peering to see us leaders??

[Mervyn and Trish]

Noisy rabble at the back again I see.

[Stephen]

The peasants are revolting again Merv

[Mervyn and Trish]

Nothing new there! !!

[Silver_Shiney]

At least they're behind us.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Far far behind. As always.

[towny44]

You two sound like pantomime dames, 'he's behind you', Oh no we're not.

[Silver_Shiney]

You two sound like pantomime dames, 'he's behind you', Oh no we're not.

That's rich, coming from the audience

[Stephen]

Quiet please in the back seats

[Silver_Shiney]

Quiet please in the back seats

You heard the man, Towny, you're keeping your fellow laggards awake

[Mervyn and Trish]

Yes please pipe down.

[towny44]

You two sound like pantomime dames, 'he's behind you', Oh no we're not.

That's rich, coming from the audience

I keep telling you that I am in the control room keeping my beady eye on the lot of you.

[qbman1]

I have the Queen's cold

[Stephen]

I always had my suspicions

[Mervyn and Trish]

Out of the closet at last

[qbman1]

Must have picked it up at that private audience at the palace

[Silver_Shiney]

You two sound like pantomime dames, 'he's behind you', Oh no we're not.

That's rich, coming from the audience

I keep telling you that I am in the control room keeping my beady eye on the lot of you.

Well, it's no wonder you're never in the lead if you insist on hiding in there!

[Stephen]

I'll take over while you lot have your Horlicks and bed baths.