Last One to Post Wins

[Stephen]

Rise and shine, time to start another day

I bet you were a red coat

[qbman1]

Turncoat, more like !

[Happydays]

Now, now no need to be nasty;) I like to be organised, you can now pity my husband:))

[qbman1]

Now, now no need to be nasty;) I like to be organised, you can now pity my husband)

We already were !!

[Happydays]

He doesn't know how lucky he is, although I keep telling him:)

[Stephen]

He doesn't know how lucky he is, although I keep telling him:)

The poor s*d

[qbman1]

I think we should have a whip round to give the poor old boy a day out

[Stephen]

Got to fend for myself for the next five days.

Tonights menu will be sausages, eggs, chips, beans and baby mushrooms.

Just got to find someone to cook it.

[towny44]

Good morning all, where the h**l are you?

[Jan Rosser]

Good morning all, where the h**l are you?

Morning John boy I'm still In bed with a cup of tea thinking about getting up

[qbman1]

Good morning all, where the h**l are you?

Morning John boy I'm still In bed with a cup of tea thinking about getting up

Can you stop jigging about, Blod, I'm trying to sleep !

[qbman1]

Got to fend for myself for the next five days.

Tonights menu will be sausages, eggs, chips, beans and baby mushrooms.

Just got to find someone to cook it.

IS Mrs S doing her Community Service ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

She's gone for a wrestle in all that Maldon mud

[qbman1]

Let me just take a moment to compose myself !!

[Jan Rosser]

Good morning all, where the h**l are you?

Morning John boy I'm still In bed with a cup of tea thinking about getting up

Can you stop jigging about, Blod, I'm trying to sleep !

[qbman1]

Right.....now Blod's gone to make breakfast and I have recovered from my mud-wrestling moment, I'm ready to face the day !!

[Stephen]

Got to fend for myself for the next five days.

Tonights menu will be sausages, eggs, chips, beans and baby mushrooms.

Just got to find someone to cook it.

IS Mrs S doing her Community Service ?

You're not far off the mark.

She over in the Isle of Man supporting her brother whose wife is termanilly ill with motor neurone disease.

[qbman1]

Certainly more worthy than Merv's mud-wrestling idea. At least it will give you the opportunity do do all those little jobs around the house !! Do you have a list ?

[Stephen]

Certainly more worthy than Merv's mud-wrestling idea. At least it will give you the opportunity do do all those little jobs around the house !! Do you have a list ?

No list, just a routine.

One job I have just done is feed the back grass........does grass like bacon sandwiches.

[towny44]

Good morning all you lazy people.

[Stephen]

LAZY!!! I think not.

Been up since just after 8am. Apart from 2.15am to let the cat in, then out, then in, then 7.30 to make myself a cuppa.

I'm thinking of getting a key cut for the bl**dy cat.

[Happydays]

perhaps a "cat flap" is the answer;)

[Stephen]

perhaps a "cat flap" is the answer;)

Not a hope.

He's got one on the shed and a nice comfy bed inside. The bu99er won't use it.

[towny44]

Is the shed heated?

[Stephen]

Yes, and he's got a mini hot tub and bar along with fridge stocked with mice