Last One to Post Wins

[Stephen]

We'll have to ask Blod. After all, she gives him a rice pudding every Sunday (not sure whether that's a euphemism ?!)

Only you could make a euphemism out of a rice pudding which incidentally he doesn't get every Sunday - he has a roast dinner every Sunday and a pudding occasionally!!!

So he IS getting 'afters'

[Mervyn and Trish]

Occasionally sounds excessive to me.

Just been chatting to Batty on Facecloth. He sends his regards and particularly says hello to Cubie and Calamity Towny.

[towny44]

Occasionally sounds excessive to me.

Just been chatting to Batty on Facecloth. He sends his regards and particularly says hello to Cubie and Calamity Towny.

Did he say why he left? Next time you chat tell him we miss his pithy comments.

[Stephen]

Horrible weather here oop North.

[Happydays]

It's dry at the moment, that's always a bonus:)

[qbman1]

Occasionally sounds excessive to me.

Just been chatting to Batty on Facecloth. He sends his regards and particularly says hello to Cubie and Calamity Towny.

Did he say why he left? Next time you chat tell him we miss his pithy comments.

Just time to move on, he told me at the time

[Mervyn and Trish]

Well me and Blod are his mates on Facecloth. He's choosey

[qbman1]

He'll be asking you both up to 'Ull for an artisan gin tasting with all the other hipsters next !

[Jan Rosser]

He'll be asking you both up to 'Ull for an artisan gin tasting with all the other hipsters next !

Oooh I'm ending up in Hull after my June cruise

[qbman1]

He'll be on the quayside with his trendy beard and raggedy jeans, waving you in !

[Stephen]

He'll be asking you both up to 'Ull for an artisan gin tasting with all the other hipsters next !

Oooh I'm ending up in Hull after my June cruise

That's the last we'll see of you Jan.

[qbman1]

Oh, I don't know - after her exploits on the last night out in Cardiff, I think Blod's more than equal to the task !

[Mervyn and Trish]

You're only jealous because you're not our mate on Facecloth.

Mind you there is this bloke I've seen on Twatter....

[qbman1]

Much happier talking to dogs, cats and budgies over there !

[Mervyn and Trish]

....and flowers

[qbman1]

Of course. And how many of your Facecloth pals are on the telly and the radio ?!

[Mervyn and Trish]

Well quite a few as it happens. It's not what you know....

[qbman1]

Mind you, you did have a head start !

[Mervyn and Trish]

And mine aren't all on gardening programmes.

[qbman1]

No - I have a few flowery and cheffy ones

[Mervyn and Trish]

I've met Terry Walton you know. And Titchmarsh.

[qbman1]

If we're name dropping, I've met Titchmarsh, Joe Swift, Carol Klein and Christine Walkden, as well as those two birds on Love Your Garden

[Mervyn and Trish]

Well I've met the Queen. And Barbara Windsor

[towny44]

I met my wife at work, does that count?................

[Happydays]

Good morning!