Last One to Post Wins

[Stephen]

I don't like following the FK - it's always a bit moist !

Leaky bag syndrome I suspect.

[qbman1]

One out....one back in !!

Got the compo claim in yet?

Of course. Having seen what happens to ships that get too close to the beach on Poldark, I am claiming thousands for the mental distress of almost beaching at Scrabster

[Stephen]

Was the Captains surname Schettino by any chance

[qbman1]

Love, actually !

And I didn't see any Russian totty on the bridge either

[Stephen]

Was that before you went under it or into it.

[qbman1]

With the average age on board being well into the seventies, I didn't see any at all !!

[Mervyn and Trish]

The first of Towny's holiday snaps has arrived

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[qbman1]

Didn't know he was visiting Staffordshire

[Mervyn and Trish]

Oh lord. Did we forget to lock the gate?

[towny44]

Once they realised how important I was they made sure we were accomodated in a newly reburbished (spring this year) lodge. But as I only brought the phone and have not really mastered the camera function then I won't be able to show you how luxurious it is.

[qbman1]

Yes, I heard Butlins had come on in leaps and bounds

[Mervyn and Trish]

Yes almost as good as Ventura now.......

[Stephen]

Take no notice of them John.......i believe you. is it your medication time yet

[towny44]

Yes almost as good as Ventura now.......

Much better Merv and no photos of you and missus anywhere to be seen.

[Stephen]

Yes almost as good as Ventura now.......

Much better Merv and no photos of you and missus anywhere to be seen.

Don't bank on it. There's still time.

[qbman1]

Yes almost as good as Ventura now.......

Much better Merv and no photos of you and missus anywhere to be seen.

Don't bank on it. There's still time.

Looks like Merv and Trish have let themselves go a bit since that poster shoot !

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[Stephen]

That's fame for you.

I'm just surprised Merv hasn't started turning the other cheek and batting for the other side. That's what normally happens once you become a celebrity.

[qbman1]

Next thing, he'll be paddle-boarding naked down the Trent

[Stephen]

Don't put thoughts like that into my mind. I haven't had my breakfast yet.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I don't do paddle boarding. Now water skiing.....

[Stephen]

I don't do paddle boarding. Now water skiing.....

Have you tried a non slip mat in the bath Merv.

[Stephen]

Where is his highness today. On another jolly no doubt

[towny44]

I'm back! Just in case you missed me, now where is everybody?

[qbman1]

Delusions of grandeur there - I'm sure he meant me !!

Car service yesterday - they had to collect it from home and promised it back before lunchtime so I could get in here for the afternoon. They eventually pitched up at 5:20 !

[Mervyn and Trish]

Well that is after noon!