Last One to Post Wins

[Stephen]

Are you speaking from experience

[qbman1]

Purely as an interested observer

[Happydays]

Good morning all, at least it is dry here at the moment! The weather has been very mixed here the last few days. Four seasons in one day (almost) luckily not cold.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Dry here today too as we celebrate er indoors birthday

[qbman1]

Someone locked the drinks cabinet again ?

[towny44]

Dry and sunny here today; happy birthday Trish, I trust that Merv has dug deep for your pressie.

[qbman1]

Methinks you are confusing our Merv with someone else !

[Stephen]

Dry and sunny here today; happy birthday Trish, I trust that Merv has dug deep for your pressie.

Stay away from freshly dug holes Trish. Happy birthday

[qbman1]

Do you seriously think Trish reads this trash ?

[Jan Rosser]

Do you seriously think Trish reads this trash ?

Unlikely - happy birthday Trish from sunny South Wales xxx

[Stephen]

Do you seriously think Trish reads this trash ?

I bet she watches Merv like a hawk, making sure he's not up to his old tricks of 'private surfing'

[qbman1]

Has he found a way to bypass the child filters then ?

[Stephen]

He worked for the BBC. What do you think

[qbman1]

Probably voted for Karl Marx

[Stephen]

Very good friends with Mr Saville, so I heard ..

[qbman1]

Where do I collect my prize ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Morning all. After a very pleasant night in a very posh country house hotel I'm back to keep you raff raff in order and resume my rightful place as your leader.

[Stephen]

Morning all. After a very pleasant night in a very posh country house hotel I'm back to keep you raff raff in order and resume my rightful place as your leader.

How is the hotel inspector training coming along.

[qbman1]

I think he meant Dartmoor

[Mervyn and Trish]

It's called Hassop Hall. A little more pricey than a stay courtesy of Her Majesty, but very nice.

[qbman1]

I looked it up - bit downmarket for me, though. Were you visiting Chatsworth, or had you paid for Trish to do a flower arranging course with Jonathan Moseley at Ashover ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Trish's birthday. We go back tomorrow to do the washing up.

[Stephen]

Looks very nice Merv. A bit too posh for you though I would have thought.

I always thought you liked the Horlicks, pipe and slipers Warmer hotel ambiance

[Mervyn and Trish]

We like Hassop because it's almost as grand as our own place.

[Stephen]

We like Hassop because it's almost as grand as our own place.