The Children's Off Topic Thread

[towny44]

Stop being a killjoy Cubie and let Stephen drool dream.

[Stephen]

Somehow, I seriously doubt you would have got that far !

What, with my charm. No problem

[Manoverboard]

Where's Merv ?

There is an ' incident ' in Madeira .... but hopefully nowhere near him & Trish.

[Stephen]

Didn't even know he was there.

[qbman1]

Mind you, he probably doesn't know where he is either!

Said "incident" was at Monte - right at the top of the cable car

[Manoverboard]

.... during a festival like wot Merv could have visited .... had he been in Madeira.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Sad incident but thankfully I'm in Derbyshire

[Stephen]

Sad incident but thankfully I'm in Derbyshire

......in a secure room

[qbman1]

Why - is the straitjacket not sufficient any more

[Mervyn and Trish]

It shrank in the wash

[qbman1]

What, Derbyshire ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Yes .

[Manoverboard]

Sad incident but thankfully I'm in Derbyshire

Excellent news although some seem to enjoy an R.I.P from time to time ... just saying

[Stephen]

I picked some flowers earlier for Merv as well........from next doors garden

[Mervyn and Trish]

You mean they have gardens in your tenement?

[Stephen]

The National Trust are most obliging

[Mervyn and Trish]

Can I cancel my membership?

[Stephen]

You mean they let you join.

[qbman1]

He gave a false name

[Stephen]

He gave a false name

I think he's pushing it a bit using Percy Throwers name though

[Mervyn and Trish]

Dame Sybil Thorndike

[Stephen]

Argh, the old dike ploy.

[qbman1]

Well, he's hardly going to get away with claiming to be Alan Titchmarsh, is he ?!

[towny44]

But he does look a bit like Bruce Forsyth!!

[qbman1]

Anthea's looking well too !