Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

We like Hassop because it's almost as grand as our own place.

Same reason that Stephen likes to stay at Youth Hostels !

[Stephen]

That'd would mean going up market.

[qbman1]

At least you knows your place

[Stephen]

Unlike some

[qbman1]

I don't even know what day it is, let alone where I belong !

[Stephen]

And the winner is....

[Mervyn and Trish]

I don't even know what day it is, let alone where I belong !

Tuesday?

[Stephen]

A little precipitation (pi**ed down) earlier this morning compliments of Gurt.

[towny44]

I thought Gertie was still hanging around off Newfoundland, not due here until Sunday? Maybe it was just local precipitation.

[qbman1]

They have a microclimate, caused by all that mud

[towny44]

You mean London's effluent!

[qbman1]

Yep, I hear Essex is a very effluent area

[Stephen]

Yep, I hear Essex is a very effluent area

We sure are. We sh*t all over Oxfordshire and the North regularly

[qbman1]

Just had a thunderstorm - was that you ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

He won't use the economy flush

[qbman1]

If it's anything like ours - a complete waste of time

[Mervyn and Trish]

Yes but he has a simpler system. A choice of one bucket or two.

[qbman1]

Easier to cut out the middle man - just go in the garden

[towny44]

You could try that in the allotment Cubie, might get rid of your bunnies!

[qbman1]

It does - but you should see the flies !

[Stephen]

It does - but you should see the flies !

Try wiping your ar*e afterwards

[qbman1]

Are you saying a banana leaf isn't adequate ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Better than a clover leaf anyway!

[Stephen]

I'm trying to avoid that image.

[Happydays]

Very quiet here today! Stephen has been in the lead for too long;)