The Children's Off Topic Thread

[qbman1]

and to add a little sanity........here I am

[towny44]

and to add a little sanity........here I am

Did you actually mean senility?

[qbman1]

I may have mis-typed "insanitary"

[Stephen]

I may have mis-typed "insanitary"

towel

[qbman1]

It's not Word Association you p***ock

[Stephen]

It can be whatever I want it to be.......sh*t head

[qbman1]

Is this a 5 minute argument, or the full half hour ?

[Stephen]

Depends how much you put in the meter.

[Mervyn and Trish]

He doesn't use a meter. He has a couple of nails through the cables with a wire to bypass it.

[towny44]

He doesn't use a meter. He has a couple of nails through the cables with a wire to bypass it.

You seem very knowledgeable about this sort of thing Merv.

[Mervyn and Trish]

No not me. We don't have electricity here yet

[Stephen]

We borrow ours from next door

[towny44]

We borrow ours from next door

How do you carry it,in a cup like sugar????

[Stephen]

We borrow ours from next door

How do you carry it,in a cup like sugar????

Carefully with rubber gloves

[qbman1]

I heard you do everything carefully with rubber gloves !

[Stephen]

You can't be too careful

[qbman1]

It's probably time you switched to latex

[Mervyn and Trish]

Or Spandex

[qbman1]

Have you tried Lurex ?

[towny44]

This Off Topic thread seems to be stuck in a mucky rut.

[qbman1]

Why? We're just discussing fashion items

[Stephen]

I tried Optrex once

[qbman1]

Bet that was an eyefull

[Mervyn and Trish]

I know someone who worked in a chemist and misheard when a gentleman customer asked for Earex. The result was a little embarrassing

[Stephen]

Did his eyes melt