Last One to Post Wins

[Jan Rosser]

Morning all - is there anybody there - it's been like the Marie Celeste on here I think all the regulars are off on holidays - oh well hope they are having fun

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm here

[qbman1]

I'm regular

[towny44]

I'm in La Coruna but will be back home sometime on Friday, so keep my leading position ready for me to takeover.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Was that a typing error Towny? Surely you mean your place at the back

[towny44]

Was that a typing error Towny? Surely you mean your place at the back

Did you ever get to Madeira Merv? Never saw you while we were in port.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Not telling. If I was there I was hiding

[towny44]

Not telling. If I was there I was hiding

Well if you are still there keep an eye out for a little alen key screw from Lady T's wheelchair power pack, I lost it somewhere in Funchal, presumably due to all the vibration from those pesky pavements.
But Royal Caribbeans engineering dept found me an almost perfect match, so its still in action, I wonder if P&O would be as helpful?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Of I am there, hypothetically, I'd be looking out for Stephen who promised to buy me a pint

[towny44]

Good morning slackers, where are you all?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Having a cuppa prior to going out to look for a screw

[Ray B]

Having a cuppa prior to going out to look for a screw

I think "just going to look for Stephen would have been suffice"

[Stephen]

Of I am there, hypothetically, I'd be looking out for Stephen who promised to buy me a pint

Just pitched up at Maderia. There's some old codger walking up and down waving a bottle of beer around. Is that you Merv

[Manoverboard]

Is it ' full ' or ' empty ' ... that's how you'll tell.

[qbman1]

Isn't there something in the small print about ferrets in Spain being excluded from claiming the glittering prize ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

I don't know what time you call that to arrive Stephen. You pint was getting warm so I had to drink it. And sorry Screwy I've not found your town. Or should that read sorry Towny I've not found your screw?

[towny44]

Have you looked thoroughly everywhere?

[Stephen]

I don't know what time you call that to arrive Stephen. You pint was getting warm so I had to drink it. And sorry Screwy I've not found your town. Or should that read sorry Towny I've not found your screw?

I looked in the Ritz for you but they said you'd been barred. Something to do with you showing the waitresses your loose change.

[qbman1]

He probably flashed an old pound

[Mervyn and Trish]

Showed her my halpenny

[qbman1]

Well, it obviously impressed Trish, so why not !

[towny44]

Back in my rightful position as leader of the pack.

[Stephen]

In Lanzagrote today.

[towny44]

How are you enjoying the Celebrity experience Stephen? We just got back from our Navigator RCI cruise and the service standards were very similar to our Celebrity experience.

[Mervyn and Trish]

That bad eh?