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Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 18 Oct 2017, 22:06

And crabs on your nuts?

Unread post by **Stephen** » 19 Oct 2017, 08:28

Even worse.

NURSE, the screens please.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 19 Oct 2017, 09:25

Nooo! Don't let Cubie go behind the screens with the nurse. You know what happened last time. Poor woman is still in therapy.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 19 Oct 2017, 14:43

He didn't show her his prize parsnip did he

.......or was it cat nip

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 19 Oct 2017, 17:47

I think it was his bunch of dahlias

Unread post by **Stephen** » 19 Oct 2017, 18:18

Where is QB these days. Don't tell me they've got him, dare I mention the word, WORKING

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 19 Oct 2017, 19:05

Helping police with their enquiries? Or chained himself to his allotment shed?

Unread post by **Stephen** » 20 Oct 2017, 08:37

Argh, one of the old sufrasheds

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 20 Oct 2017, 08:56

Stephen wrote: 20 Oct 2017, 08:37
Argh, one of the old sufrasheds

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 20 Oct 2017, 10:47

Unbelievable!

Azura is staying in port for one day to avoid sailing out directly into a major storm. Unlikely to miss any ports as a consequence as they have several sea days on which to put their foot down and catch up, and already people of FaceAche bleating about compensation!

I'd send the Purser to their cabin to say "Good morning Mr X, I understand you're seeking compensation? Well just get your backs packed. You're going ashore now. Give you something to moan about!"

Unread post by **qbman1** » 20 Oct 2017, 12:12

Me tubers are swollen

Unread post by **Stephen** » 20 Oct 2017, 12:22

Swap you for my rotton cough and Ebola cold.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 20 Oct 2017, 12:28

Had your 'flu jab yet ?

Unread post by **Stephen** » 20 Oct 2017, 12:34

About three weeks ago.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 20 Oct 2017, 12:48

That worked well then

Still have to pay for mine !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 20 Oct 2017, 13:11

Me too. £8 Tesco's

They must have given me the value one instead of the finest.

Unread post by **towny44** » 20 Oct 2017, 13:46

You two must still be in short trousers If you are paying for your flu jabs.

:

Unread post by **qbman1** » 20 Oct 2017, 13:49

I've moved on to short skirts now

Unread post by **Jan Rosser** » 20 Oct 2017, 14:07

towny44 wrote: 20 Oct 2017, 13:46
You two must still be in short trousers If you are paying for your flu jabs. :

Just what I was thinking John

Unread post by **qbman1** » 20 Oct 2017, 14:26

You know what too much thought does Blod

Unread post by **Stephen** » 20 Oct 2017, 15:18

towny44 wrote: 20 Oct 2017, 13:46
You two must still be in short trousers If you are paying for your flu jabs. :

Yes John, but flu jabs are like fine wine. Us who pay get the first pressing, where as you old codgers get the vinegar

Unread post by **qbman1** » 20 Oct 2017, 15:29

....and you got Clubcard points !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 20 Oct 2017, 15:38

Damn, forgot to show my card.

Compo claim

Unread post by **qbman1** » 20 Oct 2017, 15:45

I got the usual points plus 100 bonus points at Boots

Unread post by **towny44** » 20 Oct 2017, 22:38

Sense and respectability has now been restored to LOTP.

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