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Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 14 Mar 2013, 11:49

morning HK
A bit better than yesterday, thanks

Unread post by **HK phooey** » 14 Mar 2013, 11:53

Good news old boy. Have you been watching daytime tele, be honest

Unread post by **Stephen** » 14 Mar 2013, 11:57

What's up with the old bu99er then. Hemmies, prostate or tin snips jobby?

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 14 Mar 2013, 12:09

ey oop Stephen

minor op due to me crohns , a bit inconvenient, but nothing major

HK
trying to watch educational stuff, no dross

Unread post by **qbman1** » 14 Mar 2013, 12:32

Here I am !

Had a bit of a treat yesterday afternoon. No sooner had I arrived back home than a Thai nurse appeared on my doorstep.

Ah...bliss !

Unread post by **HK phooey** » 14 Mar 2013, 12:36

Ladyboy?

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 14 Mar 2013, 12:38

I don't think he is fussy as long as it is wearing a nurses uniform

Unread post by **HK phooey** » 14 Mar 2013, 12:41

I bet she/he was swooning when he showed her his collection of bingo dappers

Unread post by **qbman1** » 14 Mar 2013, 12:41

This one was in civvies, sadly. She was wearing boots, though ! She is a nurse who works at the hospital where Mrs C had her hip hop and happens to live in the same village so she called round for a social visit. How's that for after sales service ?!

Unread post by **HK phooey** » 14 Mar 2013, 12:46

That poor woman (two if we include Mrs Cubie). What is wrong with you?

ps I meant dabbers

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 14 Mar 2013, 12:50

he's just a soddin perv, nothing more

Unread post by **qbman1** » 14 Mar 2013, 12:56

Nothing peverse about welcoming a lovely Thai nurse through one's portal. Can you honetly say you wouldn't ?!

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 14 Mar 2013, 13:01

yep

Unread post by **qbman1** » 14 Mar 2013, 13:12

Now that's peverse!

Are you expecting another latex vistation today ?

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 14 Mar 2013, 13:46

Sorry to hear you are still not firing on all four cylinders, DK. Serves you right for trying to muscle in on the lead in my absence (some of us work for a living....)

Unread post by **qbman1** » 14 Mar 2013, 13:51

Don't show too much sympathy - he is sitting at home, swilling Watney's Red Barrel and watching Loose Women !

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 14 Mar 2013, 13:54

Does Mrs DK know he's got loose women in the house?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 14 Mar 2013, 14:09

I reckon she's one of them ! But he doesn't have an in-house Thai nurse

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 14 Mar 2013, 14:35

I am watching time team and cooking my lunch

oh and I am in the lead

Unread post by **qbman1** » 14 Mar 2013, 14:42

Wow, you know how to live. Is that the episode where they dig a hole and make out there was a wooden post in it 500 years ago ?!

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 14 Mar 2013, 14:44

QB
phillistine, it is Westminster Abbey today

Unread post by **Stephen** » 14 Mar 2013, 14:47

qbman1 wrote:
Wow, you know how to live. Is that the episode where they dig a hole and make out there was a wooden post in it 500 years ago ?!

It's called a grave

Unread post by **qbman1** » 14 Mar 2013, 14:50

Why would anyone bury a wooden post in a grave ? Surely it would be better to cremate it ?!

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 14 Mar 2013, 14:57

they have just found a bingo dabber from the 15th century

they were boring then as well

Unread post by **qbman1** » 14 Mar 2013, 15:00

Get back to your cooking. Bargain Hunt will be on soon !

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